Oh dear. I just spent a couple hours watching bloopers and old clips - I couldn't stop.
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Oh dear. I just spent a couple hours watching bloopers and old clips - I couldn't stop.
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I don't get why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!
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Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!
Hugs,
Skeeterkck
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,,,(,,,,),,,,,Oooo,,,,, In & Out Of Your Life,
,,,,\,,(,,,,,,,(,,,,),,,,, But Only True Friends,
,,,,,\_),,,,,,,),,/,,,,,, Will Leave Footprints In your Heart
Hugs,
Skeeterkck
The very best thing about football is the mall is empty on game day! (especially when the Bucs are in town)
A guy took his girlfriend to her very first football game. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the BIG muscles, but I don't get why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents...
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the BIG muscles, but I don't get why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents...
Woman brings a duck to Vet. Vet says, Your duck is dead. Woman says, Are you sure? Yes, says Vet. How can you be sure you've done no tests. Vet brings in a labrador retriever which sniffs the duck and shakes his head. Next, a cat which sniffs the bird and shakes its head. Vet says, Sorry, but as I said your duck is dead. Vet hands woman a bill. She cries, $820 to tell me my duck is dead! Vet says, If you had taken my word for it the bill would be $20 but Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost extra
Monica's blue dress will always be remembered by our generation, but it's not widely known that in the pocket of that dress was a wad of bills!
An elderly woman goes to her doctors appointment and her husband tags along. After the appointment, the husband takes the doctor aside and tells him the concerns he has over his wife's hearing. Doc does t seem worried and tells the husband to just keep an eye on it. So the husband just decides to try some experimenting
From the front yard, he yells. "Edith, what's for dinner?". He waits patiently and listens... No answer. He walks in the door and yells again, "Edith, what's for dinner??". Again, nothing.
He walks up right behind her and yells, "Edith, what's for dinner?". She turns around glaring at him and yelled, "meatloaf, for the third flipping time!!""
From the front yard, he yells. "Edith, what's for dinner?". He waits patiently and listens... No answer. He walks in the door and yells again, "Edith, what's for dinner??". Again, nothing.
He walks up right behind her and yells, "Edith, what's for dinner?". She turns around glaring at him and yelled, "meatloaf, for the third flipping time!!""
OMG Mary, my husband nearly spit his cereal out, after I read him the joke about the dead duck, hahahhahhahahhaha We died laughing, I love that one Now here is mine for today:
Hello Ladies~ Good Afternoon to all Take a break even if you just got up, lol
A college Professor stood on his chair and said, "If GOD really exists, knock me off my chair." Nothing happened. The class was quiet. He said "See? I'll give it a couple more minutes". A Marine Vet stood up, punched him in the face knocking him out and off the chair, then sat back down. As the Professor came to, he looked at his student and said, "WHY'D YOU DO THAT?" He said, "GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this, so HE SENT ME!!!!
Hugs,
Skeeterkck
Now here is mine for today:Hello Ladies~ Good Afternoon to all
Take a break even if you just got up, lol A college Professor stood on his chair and said, "If GOD really exists, knock me off my chair." Nothing happened. The class was quiet. He said "See? I'll give it a couple more minutes". A Marine Vet stood up, punched him in the face knocking him out and off the chair, then sat back down. As the Professor came to, he looked at his student and said, "WHY'D YOU DO THAT?" He said, "GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this, so HE SENT ME!!!!
Hugs,
Skeeterkck
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