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And 757girl, how did Ab get your red dress? What's your part in all this?
Turning around and walking away isn't going to prove your innocence! Those eyes might do it, but not turning around and walking away!
Turning around and walking away isn't going to prove your innocence! Those eyes might do it, but not turning around and walking away!
girl, you gonna let him talk to you like that? That dress does look familiar. hmmmm.......
Im only gonna tell you boys this once...
If you're goiing to run around in the dresses shave those leggies and pitties. I hate to think it looked like a bunch a drag queens gone wrong! *sigh* and don't even get me started about those 1.50 wigs you all were wearing.
If you're goiing to run around in the dresses shave those leggies and pitties. I hate to think it looked like a bunch a drag queens gone wrong! *sigh* and don't even get me started about those 1.50 wigs you all were wearing.
Ok, big brother Ab is taken care of now. He should have known better than to go into his sisters' closets and take things without asking. I had to beat him silly 'til he finally admitted he just wanted to be as pretty as T's mother-in-law. That kinda touched my heart so I put away the whip and just used him as a punching bag from then on. For some odd reason, he began moo'ing...so drug him to the barn and put him in the stall with that mean ole' big bull. Sorry, but don't think he'll be making it to a computer anytime soon.
Ok, one taken care of. Has it been determined who put him up to this yet? Salem, VG...what have you come up with?
Ok, one taken care of. Has it been determined who put him up to this yet? Salem, VG...what have you come up with?
We think that T had at least something to do with it. Where there is trouble, T is not far behind!
I'm a little sweetie pie angel, as pure as the driven snow! I'm a cuddly big old honey bunny that is as innocent as a new born babe! I'm the peacekeeper who is always fighting to keep Threads on topic.
How could anybody possibly accuse me of anything?
How could anybody possibly accuse me of anything?
LMAO he better not have gotten my red dress. I will have to pounce on anyone for that dress. I was just taking a forum stroll
But 757girl, at least defend me a little bit. Those other women are out to get me and I need all the support I can muster! I mean, I am a Sweetie Pie and you just know deep down in your heart that I'm not guilty of putting Ab up to anything unless I get a chance.
Honestly, it was all his idea to dress up like MistressNomad to talk David into having a 90% Off Sale for the guy junkies only! But would he listen to me? No!!! And when Dr. Pammy and Kristen caught him in a yellow woman's bikini and wig in the FSUSA Ladies Lounge, where they have that Olympic sized swimming pool for the FSUSA ladies, they nearly drowned poor Ab because you know he can't swim without that big rubber ducky float. Thank goodness he was able to get out of that pool and run for his life.
And it was terrible that the Tucson Police failed to see the humor in this great big man in a ladies bright yellow bikini running past Costco in Tucson, waving his arms in the air and yelling "I'm drowning. I'm drowning" when you know its hard to find enough water in Tucson to wet your whistle. Ab might have got away from the police if he hadn't worn Free's yellow bikini because you know she has those great big jugs and with the bikini on Ab that just left two empty pieces of material hanging down that kept flying up in his face and he couldn't see where he was going. Poor guy ran right into the arms of the police.
I think Nixdaddy would have helped Ab if Ab hadn't accused him of wearing his head upside down. He never should have said that. And I can tell you that LD had almost nothing to do with any of this either. Hardly. He was at the doctors getting a couple cactus needles pulled out of his behind from some unfortunate incidents years ago.
And you just know I'm innocent because of my angelic face and big brown eyes. How could anybody as sweet as me be guilty of anything?
Honestly, it was all his idea to dress up like MistressNomad to talk David into having a 90% Off Sale for the guy junkies only! But would he listen to me? No!!! And when Dr. Pammy and Kristen caught him in a yellow woman's bikini and wig in the FSUSA Ladies Lounge, where they have that Olympic sized swimming pool for the FSUSA ladies, they nearly drowned poor Ab because you know he can't swim without that big rubber ducky float. Thank goodness he was able to get out of that pool and run for his life.
And it was terrible that the Tucson Police failed to see the humor in this great big man in a ladies bright yellow bikini running past Costco in Tucson, waving his arms in the air and yelling "I'm drowning. I'm drowning" when you know its hard to find enough water in Tucson to wet your whistle. Ab might have got away from the police if he hadn't worn Free's yellow bikini because you know she has those great big jugs and with the bikini on Ab that just left two empty pieces of material hanging down that kept flying up in his face and he couldn't see where he was going. Poor guy ran right into the arms of the police.
I think Nixdaddy would have helped Ab if Ab hadn't accused him of wearing his head upside down. He never should have said that. And I can tell you that LD had almost nothing to do with any of this either. Hardly. He was at the doctors getting a couple cactus needles pulled out of his behind from some unfortunate incidents years ago.
And you just know I'm innocent because of my angelic face and big brown eyes. How could anybody as sweet as me be guilty of anything?
You might be a sweetie pie T, but you are far from innocent.
You boys making Ab wear a bikini is just so wrong, that poor guy wasn't waving his hands in the air because he was drowning. From what I heard he was hollering to be saved from you boys because you all bullied him into wearing said dress, and bikini.
You boys making Ab wear a bikini is just so wrong, that poor guy wasn't waving his hands in the air because he was drowning. From what I heard he was hollering to be saved from you boys because you all bullied him into wearing said dress, and bikini.
You know, he would have drowned if it had not been for those huge jugs keeping him afloat! Dr Pammy and Kristen were no match for those!
OMG! Now I see why I have seen so many warnings about Texas T on these forums.
First I go read some kind of -forgot the question- forum and now this. Saturday nights are quite amazing around here!
Think I will turn around and sneak back out now too. Whew!
First I go read some kind of -forgot the question- forum and now this. Saturday nights are quite amazing around here!
Think I will turn around and sneak back out now too. Whew!
Oh wait, according to these time stamps the weekend started last night for ya'll.
HUH? Ab banned? What on earth did T talk him into this time? Bikini and dress? T...what the heck are you thinking these days? Streaking is the only way to go!
Good point! It's very strange that Nixdaddy and LD aren't posting in this thread. Maybe they are in on it. So, are you the second in command?
I still think it's TexasT, but I'm not 100% sure. Knowing him though, he must have had a role in this.
Ab tried to take one of my dresses too. I'm so mad at him! I have a heart, but he's a big guy and ripped my favorite Gucci vintage dress.
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