Do ya have any specials for scientists Dr Morbid? (I'm not fond of beans or tents)
After Z day hits would you rather:
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CES and Zelda....dont be tempted by the pretty picture Dr Morbid is painting...its a trap.
I almost fell for the trap last night...promises of harleys, and being a general, and dont forget the punch and pie... then I realized, "whats going to happen to us, once we have outlived our usefulness? Do you think Dr Morbid has a retirement plan? I am thinking his plans include turning us either into zombie food or worse yet, he will use us for experiments. Yes our first bit of time spent with him with be filled plentiful food, probably the best drink, and dont forget his Steak & Shrimp Buffet and Casino. But once he has us under his spell, the tables will turn and we will all fall victim.
If you are ever in doubt, ask yourself one simple question....WWCND? what would chuck norris do? And I say, chuck would fight the temptation and make Mac his top priority target.
If you are ever in doubt, ask yourself one simple question....WWCND? what would chuck norris do? And I say, chuck would fight the temptation and make Mac his top priority target.
How do I see who voted in the poll? I need to make a list of possible spies. I figure once Mac is defeated, the ones who voted for his "steak & shrimp" platform will come begging on their knees to be spared, but I will keep a list of all who were persuaded to the dark side and no sympathy will be shown...Death to all S&Ser's!! (thats steak & shrimpers, just in case you didnt know)
I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris likes a good steak...and would fight his way out when he had gleaned enough information and it became necessary
Sure Chuckie likes a thick juicy steak, but I also think he is smart enough to stay away from the "buffet" that Dr Morbid plans on serving. Not out of fear, for we all know Chuck Norris fears nothing, but out of smarts. When Chuck decides to crash the party at Dr Morbids' Steak & Shrimp Buffet and Casino, it will be to kick ... and take names, not to eat steak & shrimp. Only after Dr Morbid is defeated, will Chuck allow himself a little down time to enjoy a steak.
Chuck Norris loves a good steak. I'll ask him how he feels about shrimp at the next share holders meeting.
Ah yes indeed. Scientists get all sorts of extra perks depending on their skill set.
As opposed to a trap let's call it a "Generous offer". Which stands, for now.
Work hard and play hard, that's my motto. There will be plenty of time to pursue personal interests for all. Not just for the generals. When you get tired of slaying zombies you can work at the harley dealership.
Our retirement packages are among the most aggressive at any super zombie resort /casino.
Nonsense. All experimentation will take place on volunteers. As for zombie food, well thats not going to be an issue for anybody who is cooperative..
Fixed your post.
Chuck is no dummy. He and Christopher Walken will be kicking back at the casino with the rest of the smart people...
I'll be chowing on those cold beans plotting your downfall Mac. Better grow eyes in the back of your head big guy. The end is neigh.
But............but............. I really don't like cold beans.
And Dr. Morbid is a doctor - he wouldn't try to con us would he?But............but............. I really don't like cold beans.
ATTENTION MAC...PLEASE DO NOT READ:
I am working on a plan to assassinate Mac, from the inside...I have made an offer to "join" forces and once I am inside, I will chop off Mac's head. He will never suspect a thing. And even if we have to camp in tents, we will not just be eating cold beans. We have hunters amongst us and we will eat like kings and queens.
I very well may grow eyes in all sorts of interesting places.
Ba dah dah dah dahhh! I'm lovin' it! Don't eat the purple shrimp! Never forget that Chuck DID enter the secret island compound to enter (the Dragon) a tournament. Oh, and Hitler DID keep all his campaign promises too!
Before you all go running over to Mac's casino, Please consider the tent & beans again. Here is my layout:
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