After Z day hits would you rather:
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Yep, taters, beans and rabbit...We'll also have a stash of wine and hard liquor. I will personally raid the local micro brewery for some kegs of beer too. OH, and toilet paper. Yes, we will have an outhouse with actual toilet paper. We can still be civilized right?
Now that sounds like my kind of campout! I particularly dig the "Harem Style" tent... possibilities.
Of course "GQ" thinks Harem style is better...but what about the rest of us? I am thinking
"caveman style" might be my best bet.
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Hot food, cold beverages and toilet paper...the tent is sounding a bit better now.
Glad to see you are willing to eat rabbit. Once Z-day hits, people will be eating whatever they can to survive. In my area, tree rat is probably the easiest to find, kill and eat (squirrel)...and toilet paper? already in the 3 day bag. Dont have any liquor packed up, but a quick run downstairs to the bar can solve that. Not much of a beer drinker, and will be even less so, if we cant keep it cold, but I like the way you think. I am hopefully going to meet up with an old timer this year who will show me how to make wine and shine.
And not just toilet paper, but private toilets too....i have a pop up blind with no floor that can be used as a private toilet...just got to dig the hole...lol
Just remember not to sample the first quart or so of output from the still, that's where all the impurities that can cause permanent blindness are! Looks like we'll need both kinds of lime in the post-apoc world now... 
Just remember not to sample the first quart or so of output from the still, that's where all the impurities that can cause permanent blindness are! Looks like we'll need both kinds of lime in the post-apoc world now...
I'll test the first batch.
Hmm I don't like rabbit particularly and I don't drink much. But I do like steak, shrimp and casinos. What a hard choice to make.
dont fall for it zelda...its a trap...we will also have taters beans deer and squirrel
I guess I grew up in a family with a rather warped sense of humor..We always have had fried rabbit for Easter..When I was a kid we'd go visit the rabbit farm and I'd play with all the bunnies, and was (thankfully) not bright enough to realize why we were there. I always thought the hides tanning on the lines were really pretty too and didn't realize where they'd come from...a real Watership Downs place...and a pretty dim child!
Regarding the spirits - they can also be used for medical treatments so should be in the Go Kits!
I can't believe anyone is even conisdering the boring tent with bland rabbit and squirrel meat, when my terms are so inviting. You'll get sick of cold beans eventually guys. Why not buy in while it's easy and there are lots of affordable slots left?
Aw Mac, your resort sounds very nice. I'm just skeptical...And, I'm considering that we women will need to stick together and form our own Amazonian restoration compound to protect ourselves not only from the undead hordes, but from the living threats as well... We will, of course, need to bring in some fellas to provide us with entertainment and help assemble our mods...But they must read GQ...and be willing to share combat techniques with us... My plan is in the early stages of development - still thinking of all the possible alternatives...
5 star all the way!
As any post Z day survivor should be! Scepticism is a survivors best friend. But who are you going to trust? The legions of undead ankle biters or a post z-day, hospitality expert?
And what better way to secure an amazonian compound then one of my patented mutant hybrids? The neighboring compounds will all have them. Shouldn't you as well??
Perfectly reasonable. Perhaps you would be interested in my "buy a GQ fella" trade in program. It's a real bargain! Trade in any two decapitated zombie heads and get 60% off of my already discounted rates! That means you could get a dozen handy, good lookin, fellas for less then 20 bucks! Try getting that type of deal from the "beans in a tent" crowd..
Sounds like all Mac is offering is a way to get his trained undead into every house hold...I wouldnt be surprised if once his minions are out in every house hold, they turn on the very people they were created to protect...unless of course you "pay your rent" to Mac. Remember people, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is...
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