Uh, One GQ Fella volunteering for the Amazonian Restoration Compound, please.
Those Amazonians arn't gonna restore themselves.
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Uh, One GQ Fella volunteering for the Amazonian Restoration Compound, please.
Those Amazonians arn't gonna restore themselves.
And for the record trained undead is chump action compared to the mutant hybrids I offer. Trained zombies may be viable but they will be hard to control and dangerous. And what happens when the batteries on their shock collars need recharged? Go green! Go bio/mutant/hybrid! (no batteries required)
57% not thinking clearly. I guess the zombies will need someone to eat.. To everything there is a season and all that..
5 star all the way!
As any post Z day survivor should be! Scepticism is a survivors best friend. But who are you going to trust? The legions of undead ankle biters or a post z-day, hospitality expert?
And what better way to secure an amazonian compound then one of my patented mutant hybrids? The neighboring compounds will all have them. Shouldn't you as well??
Perfectly reasonable. Perhaps you would be interested in my "buy a GQ fella" trade in program. It's a real bargain! Trade in any two decapitated zombie heads and get 60% off of my already discounted rates! That means you could get a dozen handy, good lookin, fellas for less then 20 bucks! Try getting that type of deal from the "beans in a tent" crowd..
I'm in................
I'll own up. I fall into the other 42% that voted for steak and shrimp... but it now appears there may be other options... Do you offer some kind of Time-Share program?
just testing the folks Mac sir...wanted to see where their loyalty lies
Indeed! You can travel the globe as much as you like! After Z day my casino will be the only society without a curfew! I will have speedy shuttle services to all the best amazonian compounds!
I would like to go on record now... maybe we should all put aside our differences and work together. Mac is offering a safe paradise for all, and we have too many talented and prepared people to just let that go by the wayside. If we all pool our resources and tools together, we should be able to help create a safe secure environment for all.
Mutt - you're still a double agent right? We can count on you over in Tentville?
Dr Evil, we're counting on you to be our official entertainer, making hours and hours of video
for training and propaganda to keep the citizens in line and out of the casino...
Ah yes, reason prevails! Now where did I put that test tube of Z juice...
I like the sounds of that. Very reasonable. Mac has me worried mainly because he thinks the zombies can be tamed, and I am still concerned there will be beatings..but not the on-demand requested kind...Still..the shrimp & steak can be very persuasive!
Zombies can not be tamed. That is a myth. They can be forced into usefulness perhaps, but I offer something much more insidiou... errr user friendly. A mutant hybrid! These creatures are much more useful, are not in the least tame and respond only to the commands of the purchaser. They are the ultimate weapon for the common man. For the first 6 weeks after Z day they will be buy 2 get 1 free! What better way to kick start the apocalypse then with a cut throat bargain?!?
Sounds useful. I'll take a pair, please. What kind of warranty are we looking at here? These guys arn't going to turn on me are they? Oh yea, and how much?
This whole thread is somewhat reminding me of FIDO. If you haven't seen it, I believe it's a must see.
Great Clip Freaky, It DOES make me think about MACs plans...Hmmm..Can't wait to see it!
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