LOL Ok,... a thong would be nice, in red though to match my skin, black doesn't go to well with polar bear fur. Hey! if a Rhino can wear a thong...
As soon as you layed' it down I immediately Google'd Bear Cheerleading, then went to Bears and cheer leaders and due to having parental controls turned off we were in for a treat! J/K lol. Coming back to re-read, then searched again this time under Bear thong and was just a bit shocked. It's nothing too bad or any thing anyone hasn't seen before on internet. But still, to provide you and everyone else with an option of Not seeing. Don't click here! http://www.hitjokes.com/images/sexy_thong.jpg
Then ofcourse came to this one.
and last but not least!
This one screams knowledgeable and guiding.

ROFL so make the red in the pattern the same color as the thong for Switched. The only thing I'm afraid to even think about is where the IkenVape logo is going to go on the thong! Ok so this thread just took a very wrong turn and I apologize for that LOL
!!! I don't think there is an acronym for how hard I just laughed!
now go wash your mind out with soap