Backwoods Brew Contest - Round 2

[Mrs Brew]

Good morning. Keep the entries coming on, there are some real good one's.
Remember you got to be in it to win it!

 

[Mrs Brew]

I got to say this is awesome. Good job!

Recited like the intro to "Let's Go Crazy" by Prince

Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
to get this thing called Backwoods Brew

Electric e-liquid is BWB
It means flavor and a mighty cloud of vapor
But I'm here to tell you
There's something else
The candles

The scent of never ending happiness
You can always see the flame, day or night

So when you you hit "Confirm Order" on the website
You know the one - Backwoods Brew
Instead of asking him how much time it takes to ship
Ask how much love is in the bottle, baby

Cause at BWB
The proof is in the bottle
At BWB
You are what matters

And if the postman tries to bring you down
Go Crazy - pay for Priority Shipping

 

[axolotly]

Contest one:

Backwoods Brew, Backwoods Brew
Honey Nut Flue, Honey Nut Flue
The first two lines
The first two lines
Were leading me to
Were leading me to
A real nice rhyme
In record time
I was happy but
I was happy but
%&$#?@! I just realized the real name is Honey Flue Nut.

 

[Mrs Brew]

As you all know hunting season starts Monday morning. That is another contest we will be running. That contest of course runs a lot longer. We want everyone to get in on that too. That's going to be up real soon.

 

[thehangdude]

As you all know hunting season starts Monday morning. That is another contest we will be running. That contest of course runs a lot longer. We want everyone to get in on that too. That's going to be up real soon.

165 lbs dressed?
14 pointer?

I remember last years contest. Is this year's going to be the same? It was fun!

 

[Hillbillie]

Sign me up!

I have little creativity, so I will be permanently affixed to the cheering section.

 

[Hillbillie]

As you all know hunting season starts Monday morning. That is another contest we will be running. That contest of course runs a lot longer. We want everyone to get in on that too. That's going to be up real soon.

You're having a hunting contest?

Oops, sorry....forgot, I'm the cheering section.....


YAY for HUNTING CONTESTS!!!! Whoop whoop!!

 

[lettucehead]

Contest #3

Cheering!

Give me a 'B'!
Give me a 'W'!
Give me a 'B'!

Hooray for all the creative entries!!

 

[skydragon]

All I can say is crap........I am late for this one. And this is one you definitely want to win.

 

[thehangdude]

Backwoods Brew and open blue skies.
It don't get no better!
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[thehangdude]

I never get tired of my Maple tobacco.
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[ISBN]

1

Rub a dub dub
Backwoods Brew in a tub
Give me a bottle of that RY4
I sick of that other faker vapor poo...

 

[whodat2112]

Contest #3, I just want to say thank you for the chance.

 

[whodat2112]

#1

Backwoods Brew,
The best vape known to man it's true.
Backwoods Brew,
Once you try them, no others will do.

 

[ISBN]

2

Can you guess what I am doing this weekend?​

 

[ISBN]

3.

A shout out to Hillbillie for quitting analogs and posting in PIF about the BWB contest...

 

[somejerk]

#3
hello and thanks!

 

[somejerk]

#1
backwoods brew where there's quality for you
haha i don't know. thanks for the try.

 

[VapingTurtle]

A little secret I'll pass to you
Try some Honey Flue
But if you get stuck in a rut
Switch off to a little Honey Flue Nut

If it's fruit for which you reach
You've got to try some BWB Peach
And if your taste for simplicity is lost
Grab some Orchard Frost

If you want something really good
Try the Applewood
And if that for you is just a bit ho-hum
Go for the Conundrum

Something to always bring you back?
Try the Adirondack
And for this jingle to end
I've got to mention Hunter's Blend

 

[VapingTurtle]

Can you guess what I am doing this weekend?

Eating a cat?