Howdy folks! Night shift time!
No football for you Canadians?
We have the Ravens and the Steelers going on here.
Got that Red w/Polished door Reo in today...filled her up with some BWB RY4...I've found my new pacifier! Lol!
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No football for you Canadians?
We have the Ravens and the Steelers going on here.
Got that Red w/Polished door Reo in today...filled her up with some BWB RY4...I've found my new pacifier! Lol!
No, no football for me, anyhow. Soccer season hasn't started yet *ducks*
Glad ya love the REO...I keep hearing awesome things about it! Post a pic when you get the chance.
Glad ya love the REO...I keep hearing awesome things about it! Post a pic when you get the chance.
Bless me Don for I have sinned. It has been... well, a LONG time since my last confession.
I was allured by a New Year's sale and visited a church outside of Gardiner. I am embarrassed and ask your forgiveness.
I know I have broken the commandment "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's e-liquid site" but, alas, I am weak and gave into temptation. I feel shame.
Of the four non-BWB liquids I purchased, nary a one has proven satisfactory. The e-liquid Gods are indeed a vengeful God. *sigh*
I throw myself at your mercy. I fully understand that I must serve a penance for this heinous act. What prayers shall I recite, oh Father of e-liquid in an effort to confess and be forgiven?
Ten "Hail Malties"? Twenty "Our RY4s"? The "Act of Contrition and Spearmint"?
<hangs head>
I was allured by a New Year's sale and visited a church outside of Gardiner. I am embarrassed and ask your forgiveness.
I know I have broken the commandment "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's e-liquid site" but, alas, I am weak and gave into temptation. I feel shame.
Of the four non-BWB liquids I purchased, nary a one has proven satisfactory. The e-liquid Gods are indeed a vengeful God. *sigh*
I throw myself at your mercy. I fully understand that I must serve a penance for this heinous act. What prayers shall I recite, oh Father of e-liquid in an effort to confess and be forgiven?
Ten "Hail Malties"? Twenty "Our RY4s"? The "Act of Contrition and Spearmint"?
<hangs head>
Richie, it is possible for complete abolishment from the Church for such a heinous crime. I will have to confer with AG in order to find the proper punishment for this atrocity you have commited. I fear you may have been better to let the demons take over and not admit to this gross and neglectful act of utter betrayal. Only time will tell as to what the final outcome will be.
Richie,
Thou hast committed the sin of Adultery.
Your Penance shall be:
1. You must vape 30ml of VG
2. You must promise to not commit this Sin against BWB again.
3. You must Purchase at least 10ml of each BWB flavor.
4. You must Convert a Non-Believer to BWB.
5. Lastly but not least, you must buy the entire Crew a round of BWB Malty.
Once you have completed these Acts of Contrition, Thou shall be Forgiven.
Failure to complete your Penance will result in permanent expulsion from The BWB Crew.
All Hail King Don!!!
Thou hast committed the sin of Adultery.
Your Penance shall be:
1. You must vape 30ml of VG
2. You must promise to not commit this Sin against BWB again.
3. You must Purchase at least 10ml of each BWB flavor.
4. You must Convert a Non-Believer to BWB.
5. Lastly but not least, you must buy the entire Crew a round of BWB Malty.
Once you have completed these Acts of Contrition, Thou shall be Forgiven.
Failure to complete your Penance will result in permanent expulsion from The BWB Crew.
All Hail King Don!!!
I believe your sentence has been handed down. I only have one more stipulation for complete and utter repentance.
You must Vape all of the nasty juice you are in possesion of before returning to BWB juices. AG will see if any have reached the sink or toilet and that will only add the the complication of this matter.
You must Vape all of the nasty juice you are in possesion of before returning to BWB juices. AG will see if any have reached the sink or toilet and that will only add the the complication of this matter.
Haha Don, that's just cruel.
Although I fully support being bought some Malty.
Although I fully support being bought some Malty.
I am off today, so I am great!
About to kick back with a stack of movies, got the laundry going, and the housework is done!
How about you, brother?
About to kick back with a stack of movies, got the laundry going, and the housework is done!
How about you, brother?
Good deal a day off is always a good thing for sure.
I kicked back with the movies yesterday, today is going to be seeing my Grandmother, relaxing some more and considering working tomorrow since it is a Holiday LOL.
Doing good though Bro
I kicked back with the movies yesterday, today is going to be seeing my Grandmother, relaxing some more and considering working tomorrow since it is a Holiday LOL.
Doing good though Bro
Hey Everyone!
Visiting Granny today for her 87th Birthday!
She wanted me to thank you all for your supporting me during my time getting off the analogs.
Don, you can consider yourself Saint now! Granny said so!
Visiting Granny today for her 87th Birthday!
She wanted me to thank you all for your supporting me during my time getting off the analogs.
Don, you can consider yourself Saint now! Granny said so!
Sounds like a plan!
I'm planning a short trip back up North in March for my grandmothers 90th birthday...gotta get in the time while we still can.
I'm planning a short trip back up North in March for my grandmothers 90th birthday...gotta get in the time while we still can.
Oh, for the love of... YOU!
That's way too severe a punishment. I'm going to have to appeal to a higher authority. Anybody have Mrs. AG's email addy?
And not for nothing, AG... but where the HELL have you been lately? Yeah, yeah, I sinned but... when was the LAST time you did YOUR job? Aside from Captain Sully's landing on the Hudson 3 years ago, I can't think of a thing since... the '69 Mets. Dude, do your job, man! Famine, wars, an economy in the dumper and you have the audacity to punish lil ole me? This God gig... is it a tenured position? 'Cause I can see you being voted out next election.
Who died and made you... YOU?
this is some hilarious stuff but I do have just one small request. Can we please, Please! not refer to the master of e-juice mixology as "King Don". I know, this joke has been played once already....but its really hard not to visualize Don King whenever you refer to our brewmaster as King Don. If we're going to keep using these religious jokes...maybe Pope Don would be better?
That's just wrong, man. Even if I try to wash it down with holy water. Can't i just pretend ... I mean, ...can't I just say my prayers and get over, I mean, be absolved from this?
Our RY4 which art in Gardiner, hallowed be thy name,
and Honey Flue we vape it 'til through, one mil after another...
Like that?
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