I've been going hog wild on HFN, so my RY4 is still kicking a bit, and I have a full bottle of EJOKERS for a special occasion.
vaping life is good, I must say.
vaping life is good, I must say.
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I'll make sure to pop in from time to time...someone has to keep you crazies in line.
Goodmorning everyone, Glad to see you jump in Born, been along time and its good to see you.
An old prospector shuffled into town leading
a tired old mule. The old man headed straight
for the only Saloon to clear his parched throat.
He walked up and tied his old mule to the
hitching rail. As he stood there brushing some of the
dust from his face and clothes, a young Gunslinger
stepped out of the Saloon with a gun in one hand
and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old man and
laughed, saying"Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up and said, "No, I never did
dance...never really wanted to."
A Crowd gathered as the Gunslinger grinned and said,
"Well you old fool, Your gonna dance now" and started
shooting at the old mans feet.
The old prospector--not wanting to get a toe shot off--
started hopping around like a flea in a hot skillet. The
crowd was laughing.
when his last bullet was fired, the gunslinger holstered
his gun and turned
and went back into the Saloon.
The old man turned to his mule, pulled out a double
barreled shot gun, and clicked back both hammers.
The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.
The crowd stopped laughing immediately.
The young gunslinger heard the sounds too and
slowly turned around.The silence was deafening.
The crowd watched as the young gunman stared
at the old timer and the two gun barrels.
The two gun barrels never wavered in the old man's
hands as he quietly said. "son, have you ever licked
a mule's ...?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir...
but...I've always wanted to."
There are a few lessons for us all here:
Never be arrogant
Don't waste ammunition
Whiskey makes you think your smarter than
you are
Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid
"I just love a story with a happy ending, Don't you"?
a tired old mule. The old man headed straight
for the only Saloon to clear his parched throat.
He walked up and tied his old mule to the
hitching rail. As he stood there brushing some of the
dust from his face and clothes, a young Gunslinger
stepped out of the Saloon with a gun in one hand
and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old man and
laughed, saying"Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up and said, "No, I never did
dance...never really wanted to."
A Crowd gathered as the Gunslinger grinned and said,
"Well you old fool, Your gonna dance now" and started
shooting at the old mans feet.
The old prospector--not wanting to get a toe shot off--
started hopping around like a flea in a hot skillet. The
crowd was laughing.
when his last bullet was fired, the gunslinger holstered
his gun and turned
and went back into the Saloon.
The old man turned to his mule, pulled out a double
barreled shot gun, and clicked back both hammers.
The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.
The crowd stopped laughing immediately.
The young gunslinger heard the sounds too and
slowly turned around.The silence was deafening.
The crowd watched as the young gunman stared
at the old timer and the two gun barrels.
The two gun barrels never wavered in the old man's
hands as he quietly said. "son, have you ever licked
a mule's ...?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir...
but...I've always wanted to."
There are a few lessons for us all here:
Never be arrogant
Don't waste ammunition
Whiskey makes you think your smarter than
you are
Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid
"I just love a story with a happy ending, Don't you"?
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Happy Mothers Day to everyone, I hope this day brings joy and happiness to everyone and some relaxation as well.
A whole bunch of us are going out to lunch today, other than that I'm gonna be relaxing again the hip is still on fire.
Glad to see Born popped in I shot a couple emails back and forth with him last night and told him about the forum and you. Was good to hear from him and let him know everyone was missing him in the Backwoods.
Gonna go to my Mom's for supper...went out with the inlaws last night...If I had my way I'd chill ...LOL...but Mom's a sweet heart & I love her ton's...she smokes and I always pitch fits at her LOL...I smell like smoke after I come home & you know yuck~
Yeah I know what you mean about the smoke it makes me ill anymore.
Were heading out with my Sister in law, Great gramdma in law, a few Aunts and Uncles, we have a reservation at a niice Italian place.
I think he will pop in from time to time, I told him if he has any problems you have the whip to straighten them out LOL
Were heading out with my Sister in law, Great gramdma in law, a few Aunts and Uncles, we have a reservation at a niice Italian place.
I think he will pop in from time to time, I told him if he has any problems you have the whip to straighten them out LOL
Yeah I go tomorrow for accupuncture so I'm hoping its gonna do the trick, don't know how much more I can take of it.
Yeah I'm thinking some Lobster Ravioli today, Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Good
Yeah I'm thinking some Lobster Ravioli today, Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Good
Yeah I love me some Lobster too LOL. Had to find good and fresh around here though, not exactly by the coast anywhere lol
I'm telling you, you gotta take some time to get out to bethany beach/Delaware ocean side...crabbing & seafood palaces there,
the board walk...just love it...may even retire there someday...it's also close to maryland too which is wonderful..
Well gotta do a few errands talk soon Don~
the board walk...just love it...may even retire there someday...it's also close to maryland too which is wonderful..
Well gotta do a few errands talk soon Don~
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