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whiskey

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DIVORCE versus MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,

"I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
 

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Aww... Man, dat sucks darlin. :( But as long as this weather keeps going you'll have a nice long ridding season up there. Don't let the cool air stop ya. As long as there isn't any snow/ice on the roads you'll fine fine as long as you leather up. Just be careful in those curves with piles of salt/sand. That's one thing about NY I don't miss. LOL I can't tell ya how many times I almost went down after hitting that nasty stuff in a curve. I always thought they should get those damn street sweepers out and clean that stuff up on the very first warm day rather than waiting for mother nature to clean them off.
 

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I used menthol cigs before, but haven't tried a menthol tobacco.e juice yet. Can anyone recommend one for my next BWB order? Thanks!

I vape menthol and was a Salem smoker. I would suggest starting with BWB Menthol Tobacco Medium. If that is not enough menthol go with the Strong next time. If the medium is too strong, go with the Light next time. I bounce back and forth between the medium and weak.

Good morning Crew.
 

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You gotta just love short term disability insurance. (Not really!) I had to wait for a "mandatory" waiting period of 8 days before it kicked it. (Of course you don't get paid for the first week that you are out, and I had to use my remaining 3 days (of my 5 total per year), sick time for the first week. They send me a letter today, that says that they've approved me for only 4 weeks of benefits (60% pay). My doctor now has to fill out more paperwork, now, if he says that I need to be out longer. What's funny is that my doctor had to fill out a bunch of papers before I went out, and had to tell them for how long (about 12 weeks). The even funnier thing,....my Dr. said to put no pressure on this foot for 4 weeks. That time (4 weeks) gets me to the "cut off" of my insurance checks. Ridiculous!.....No wonder people hate insurance so much. Oh, and like I always say......"MONDAYS SUCK :censored:!!!":nah: :grr:
 
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