Best joke wins a ZMAX 510 battery mod!

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a wandering soul

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One of those jokes its more fun to tell than to hear. The thing is if you do it right, they are chuckling along the way. if you are a good joke teller, their anticipation bulls up and they are sure they are going to love it. Them you just leave them wanting... I admit it's a bit cruel, but there have been a few situations where it was the perfect joke to tell. Heck i've even had people rally enjoy it.. And yeah, you can really string it out.. Went twenty minutes once lol..

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Ok.. Another favorite... I tell this one when I have a captive audience, or I don't like you, or I tell you that you don't want to hear this one and you insist.. Sometimes I make it longer than this, sometimes shorter... Depends...


A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?'

The son hesitated a moment and his father's thoughts leapt ahead to a new computer and similar things. However, his son had had a new computer only recently and could have a new one any time he wished.

Finally, the son said, `Father, I have everything a boy could wish for, but there is one thing I would really like. I would love to have a pink ping pong ball.'

The father was rather astonished at this wish, but said, `If it is a pink ping pong ball that you want, a pink ping pong ball you shall have.'

And so, the next day, the son was given as his bithday present a pink ping pong ball.

The boy took the ball to his room and the next morning the pink ping pong ball was gone. The father was mildly surprised but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong ball, however, was never seen again.

The next year, a day before his 16th birthday, the father asked his son what he would like for his birthday.

`Father,' replied the son, `I have everything a boy could possibly wish for, but there is one thing I would really, really like. I would love to have a tenpack of pink ping pong balls.'

The father was more surprised than the year before, but kept his curiosity at bay, for he knew that his son had a right for privacy. he said therefore, `If it is a tenpack of pink ping pong balls that you want, a tenpack of pink ping pong balls you shall have.'

And so, the next day, the son was given as his birthday present a tenpack of pink ping pong balls.

The boy took the tenpack of balls to his room and the next morning, not a single ball remained, merely the empty husk of the tenpack. The father wondered where ten pink ping pong balls might disappear to, but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong balls, however, were never seen again.

The next year, a day before his 17th birthday, the son was asked by his father what he would like for his birthday.

`Father,' said the son to this, `I have everything a boy could wish for, but one thing would make my happiness complete. I would dearly want a carton of pink ping pong balls.'

The father was beyond surprise, but decided to make sure he had not misheard. `A carton of pink ping pong balls?'

`A carton of pink ping pong balls,' the boy confirmed.

`I can't understand your fascination with pink ping pong balls,' said the father, `but if it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you want, it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you shall have.'

And so, the next day, the boy was given as his birthday present a carton of pink ping pong balls.

The boy was delighted and took the carton to his room. The next day, miraculously (as if by magic, even) the pink ping pong balls had all disappeared.

`Dear son,' said the father, `I must ask now, what do you do with all those pink ping pong balls?'

The son, however, was reluctant to tell him. `Please humour me, dear father.'

The carton of pink ping pong balls, however, was never seen again.

The next year, it was clear that the son would get a car, but the father felt that, perhaps, his son also had some other wish apart from the obvious. So, one day before the son's 18th birthday, the father asked him whether he had a special wish for his birthday.

`Dearest father,' the son started, `I have everything a young man could possibly want, but there is one craving in me. I would, more than anything, want a warehouse full of pink ping pong balls.'

One of these years, his father thought, I should get to the bottom of this. However, he decided to humour his son's wish. At least he had been wise enough to buy shares in a pink ping pong ball factory.

The next day, the son was given the address of a warehouse where all his new pink ping pong balls were stored. The son was delighted and decided to spend the next night in the warehouse rather than at home.

The following morning, the son stepped out of the warehouse, but it seemed to be empty otherwise. The father had a closer look and indeed, apart from empty cardboard boxes, nothing was left inside the warehouse. No pink ping pong balls were left.

The following year, one day before the son's 19th birthday, the father braced himself for another warehouse of pink ping pong balls. He asked his son what his deepest desire was and he had not been entirely wrong.

`Father, you have made me very happy these last years and this year I ask of you a shipload of pink ping pong balls if at all possible.'

It was possible, if only because the father had by now bought each and every factory of pink ping pong balls in the country.

The next day, the father took his son to the harbour and showed him a huge tanker and told his son that there were millions, billions, trillions of pink ping pong balls in there.

`Father,' the son said, `You've made me very happy yet again.'

That night, the son spent on board the tanker.

The next morning, not a single of the pink ping pong balls could be found, but the son was happy.

A few days before his 20th birthday, however, the son had a terrible road accident and was taken to the hospital.

His father visited the young man in hospital. `My dear son! Can I bring you anything to make you feel better?'

Weakly, the son sat up in bed. `Father, dearest father, grant me this wish; just one tenpack of pink ping pong balls.'

The father held his son's hand tightly. `Whatever you wish my son, but I have to give you one condition. Even if it may be embarrassing, I must know what you did with all those pink ping pong balls.'

`Very well, father, but please indulge me first. I will tell you whatever you wish to know after you have given me the ten pink ping pong balls.'

The father thought that was fair enough and the next day brought his son the ten asked for pink ping pong balls. The son smiled weakly but seemed too weak to talk.

`Son, I leave these pink ping pong balls with you and shall come back tomorrow to ask of you what you have done with all those pink ping pong balls.'

The son nodded weakly.

The next day, less than surprisingly, no pink ping pong balls could be found in the son's hospital room.

`Now, my dearest son, apple of my eye, treasure of my life, please tell me what you did with all those pink ping pong balls,' the father requested.

The son nodded and the father gripped his hand tighter.

`I-' the son started and sat up a bit, swallowing with a dry mouth.

`I- I-'

Then he died.


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eric

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1st prize: Spacekitty
2nd prize: Midniteoyl
3rd prize: jj2
4th prize: spartanstew

Spacekitty gets first pick, then Midniteoyl, then jj2, then spartanstew.

Send me a PM with shipping info once you've claimed your prize here and I'll get it as soon as today if you get back to me in time!

To all other contestants, there was a top 6. I actually really struggled to pick between 1st and 2nd, and between the other 4 I read the jokes over and over and over and over and even had my SO read through them before making my determination.

Thanks so much for participating, I hope you all had as much fun as I did!

I plan on doing another contest soon for a brand new iTaste MVP with an Aerotank Mini filled with our upcoming new tobacco eliquid release "BTC" so keep an eye out!

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I could look at this stuff all day!
See you guys at the next contest!

Eric
 

eric

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Here's a joke.....I have been entering online contests.......:p

To get the joke you have to know that I have never won a contest/raffle in my life...unluckiest guy ever.

You were a runner up. It wasn't an easy decision, I assure you!

We'll be having an iTaste MVP + Aerotank Mini + BTC sample giveaway soon, so keep an eye out!
 

spacekitty

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Alright, so here's what we're gonna do.

There are four prizes.

1) Zmax 510 - the big daddy.
2) Sampler Pack of the best eliquid in the world, yo! 10x 5ml bottles.
3) Kanger Protank Mini, nothin wrong with that!
4) 30ml bottle of our upcoming, currently unreleased BTC eliquid. No one outside of Vapor Station has tried this stuff, so you'll be the first.

There will be a first place, second place, third place, and fourth place winner.

1st place gets first choice.
2nd place gets second.
3rd place gets third.
4th place gets whatever is leftover.

1st prize: Spacekitty
2nd prize: Midniteoyl
3rd prize: jj2
4th prize: spartanstew

Spacekitty gets first pick, then Midniteoyl, then jj2, then spartanstew.

Send me a PM with shipping info once you've claimed your prize here and I'll get it as soon as today if you get back to me in time!


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I really didn't think I had a chance... in spite of what Redd said... :ohmy: LOL!! There was some pretty stiff competition here, and I really enjoyed reading everyone's jokes!!

Eric didn't say if it was one particular joke from each of the winners that did it for him, or just a cumulative effect... :D

Anyway, I will be taking the Zmax... but will be PIF'ing it to a friend of mine. Funny thing is, is that I just got a new chrome Lavatube last week, but I think the Zmax would hold up better for a guy... ;) I have a spare charger, and I think I can rustle up a batt for him, too.

I just want to say
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to ALL of the other Winners, and Thanks again to Eric & The Vapor Station for having such a Fun(ny) Contest!!
 
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