ha, I was thinking more like this
I picked up something like this a while ago but started to convert it but never got around to finishing converting it to variable speed so it's just sitting in the garage with no motor on it atm

a nice slow ipm band saw is awesome on even thick plate
same here for youtube and reading and absorbing what I can in the forums when it comes to researching and learning how to use machinery and machining. I've been a mechanic half my life, then own a body shop for the second half so I also am familiar with all kinds of tools, but the first time I've ever touched a lathe or a mill was when I went looking for them on craigslist to tinker with my own personal stuff, more for race car and custom fabrication type stuff than ecig stuff at first
you don't need experience. experience can only come after doing. you do need to have respect for the tools and desire to learn what not to do. machinery can mess you up bad if you don't respect it and learn yourself the safe ways to use it. other than that theirs only one way to learn.... start making chips