Breaking the monotony!

[VaporNebula]

Just trying to take a little respite from the monotony of all the chatter of bans and FDA this FDA that. So, here are some quotes from George Carlin that I think are appropriate to our situation with the FDA and with E-cigs in general.

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that **** out by myself in the third grade.(why hasn't the gov't figured out that people want to live)

If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.

I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

And 1 from the great Bill Hicks

"Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary ......s bang their f***ing skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!"

There you go folks, enjoy

 

[Rhetoric Camel]

I miss George Carlin, was always my favorite comedian

 

[Drunkwaco]

Owned!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[VaporNebula]

I miss George Carlin, was always my favorite comedian

He was truly one of a kind, IMO the best comedian, EVER.

 

[Ryle]

George Carlin is the only famous person that died who I cried for He was too awesome to have been allowed to die!!!!

Sorry.. had to be melodramatic for a moment Thanks for posting those VN.. they fit perfectly (like most of George Carlin's line's do)

 

[VaporNebula]

I am still listening and searching for more someone with 50 years worth of material has to have more that I can use

 

[VaporNebula]

“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten”

“Always do whatever's next”

"Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."

"I don't think we should be governing ourselves. What need is a king, and every now and then if the king’s not doing a good job, we kill him."

Electricity is really just organized lightning.


I do this real ..... thing, it`s called thinking, and I`m not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opinions.