BWB Order Stuck In USPS Purgatory!

[pearlheartgtr]

This is killing me. An order that was supposed to arrive last Friday (11/18) was routed to another post office. In a just world, it should have gotten here on Saturday (it has happened before). Nothing has updated on the tracker--it just says "Missent."

I want my Joker juice NOW.

 

[-GR-]

That sucks. I have been fairly lucky with the usps for the past couple of years. Once in a while you get one of those where it makes you scratch your head and say WTF. I hope your juice gets rerouted quickly for you.

 

[whiskey]

A few I know of got routed differently by the post office for some reason...I bet you get it tomorrow or the next day...once we send them out, its in the hands of the postal service unfortunately.

 

[Lori68]

Yah I was getting a little worried myself. Usually my orders take a week and 2 days to get to me (I'm in cananda, eh?) but this last one took a full two weeks. The postal service has been pretty unusual lately.

 

[pearlheartgtr]

If I don't get it tomorrow, I will feel compelled to go to the local post office and proceed to throw myself on the ground and have a temper tantrum that would make a 3 year old proud.

 

[atom48]

You go girl!! Sorry about your USPS mishap. Hope you get it tomorrow.

 

[pearlheartgtr]

Well I didn't have to shame myself at the post office. A nice white padded envelope was waiting for me when I got home from work.

So now the question is: While I wait for the Joker juice to soak into the wick of my carto, do I rub the stuff on my gums or just go intravenious?

 

[-GR-]

Well I didn't have to shame myself at the post office. A nice white padded envelope was waiting for me when I got home from work.

So now the question is: While I wait for the Joker juice to soak into the wick of my carto, do I rub the stuff on my gums or just go intravenious?

You could also do a squirt or two in each nostril to go along with rubbing it on the gums LOL

 

[whiskey]

Good to hear it Pearl Enjoy~

 

[vapspaz]

Ahh yes.... There's nothing like a couple fresh shots of Joker in each eye to start your day I always say!

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[whiskey]

Oh Vaps...what to do with you huh???

 

[zerominusone]

Yep, mine got held hostage by the USPS twice.

 

[vapspaz]

Oh Vaps...what to do with you huh???

What!??

snicker snicker...

 

[Duke]

I am currently victim of the "USPS Purgatory" I love the phrase wtb

I live in Utah.. Dons Juice normally take 3 Days USPS priority 4 Days First class.

I accidentally selected First-class on my last order and this is how USPS punishes me !!

This Screen shot was taken minutes ago... USPS DON'T LOOSE MY JUICE I'M DOWN TO 10ml!!!!!

 

[-GR-]

I think the holiday really has them messed up. Maybe your juice wanted to go sight seeing or go for a trolley ride? Will make it that much better once ya get it

It does suck when it happens, I hope you get it soon.

 

[Mattdogg]

I am currently victim of the "USPS Purgatory" I love the phrase wtb

I live in Utah.. Dons Juice normally take 3 Days USPS priority 4 Days First class.

I accidentally selected First-class on my last order and this is how USPS punishes me !!

This Screen shot was taken minutes ago... USPS DON'T LOOSE MY JUICE I'M DOWN TO 10ml!!!!!

:Throws a chair at the wall for ya: Grrrrrrr.

 

[Duke]

LoL Thanks! -GR- and Mattdogg I appreciate the feedback and allowing me to vent my frustrations

 

[whiskey]

Yes, we all know how the USPS can be around holiday time...hopefully you'll get them soon, Duke

 

[vapspaz]

Hey Duke! Good news, I just spotted your BWB shipment heading your way. The convoy was going kinda slow so ya might get it sometime before this weekend. I thought quickly and being the nice guy that I am snapped a pic to calm your nerves.

Hope you get it soon bro.

 

[whiskey]