Cant vape in the house.....aruggggggggggggggg

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I can hover for eternity with public toilets. :)

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Meh...I don't like touching the lid to lift it up. It grosses me out.
In your own house? Seriously? I wonder what Freud would think of this? ;)

Why can't you all just sit down? I don't get it?
Well we can, it is certainly possible, but personally I don't like Mr. Happy to come in contact with cold porcelain, and that's a distinct possibility depending on how just happy he is at the moment as well as the shape of the bowl. Pro-tip: Most commode manufacturers offer two different bowl shapes, "round" and "elongated". One of these is much less likely to cause "interference" than the other. But in the end, it's far more trouble to actually go through all the motions necessary (men tend to wear belts, and in many cases have items attached to those belts) than it is to simply put the seat (and possibly the lid) back down after doing it the traditional manly way. :D
 

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In your own house? Seriously? I wonder what Freud would think of this? ;)


Well we can, it is certainly possible, but personally I don't like Mr. Happy to come in contact with cold porcelain, and that's a distinct possibility depending on how just happy he is at the moment as well as the shape of the bowl. Pro-tip: Most commode manufacturers offer two different bowl shapes, "round" and "elongated". One of these is much less likely to cause "interference" than the other. But in the end, it's far more trouble to actually go through all the motions necessary (men tend to wear belts, and in many cases have items attached to those belts) than it is to simply put the seat (and possibly the lid) back down after doing it the traditional manly way. :D

Hahaha. Maybe that's why we have to have elongated bowls. And no, I don't like to touch lids anywhere and I'm a clean freak in my house. Plus, I have a 100 lb American Bulldog and the only water bowl she will drink out of is a tiny puppy bowl, and I don't want to fill it every 10 minutes. You can figure out the rest. The lid stays up.
 

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well, why do guys have to stand to pee anyway? Do you think it makes you more of a man with the divided streams and all? Why can't you all just sit down? I don't get it? Isn't it more comfortable anyway?

It takes way to much time to sit to pee I've got other things to waste that time on
 

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I've told both the wife and daughter if you don't want a wet toilet seat put the seat back up when you are done I make the payments I make the rules That cost me a week of sleeping on the couch

I bet it did. Was the couch comfy? So, I make the payments here so that should apply to me too, right?
 

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How this thread went from "I can't vape in the house" to the toilet seat being up or down has me totally laughing!!!

Honest.. I do not understand the "spouse won't LET me" thing.

I am not a child... I am an adult thus there is no way someone else "lets" me do anything or not.
Out of mutual respect I will not do certain things if it really does bother my hubby. He would do the same for me.

I think that OP's wife is being a little over dramatic in not letting him vape in at least 1 room of the house.
 

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    How this thread went from "I can't vape in the house" to the toilet seat being up or down has me totally laughing!!!

    Honest.. I do not understand the "spouse won't LET me" thing.

    I am not a child... I am an adult thus there is no way someone else "lets" me do anything or not.
    Out of mutual respect I will not do certain things if it really does bother my hubby. He would do the same for me.

    I think that OP's wife is being a little over dramatic in not letting him vape in at least 1 room of the house.

    Especially if the room in question is his mancave. If I didn't vape and my fiance wanted to vape in our room... It's perfectly okay with me. I mean c'mon.
     

    Southern Tina

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    Especially if the room in question is his mancave. If I didn't vape and my fiance wanted to vape in our room... It's perfectly okay with me. I mean c'mon.

    What is this man cave? What makes y'all so special ;)

    The whole house is mine. That's just the way it is and he's perfectly happy - in more than many ways.
     
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