Best of luck, taking on Murphy, he would duck, you'd land up punching the lamp post behind him, break your wrist and hand in three places, the guy driving past in his van watching drives into the car in front, which in turn knocks over the old lady crossing the street... Murphy Wins.This may be the Cosmic Joker's way of telling you never to mail a cherished item to a stranger ever, for any reason. Ever. I hate the Cosmic Joker. I take hits from his deck all the time. That, and his buddy Murphey. If I ever met Murphey, I'd punch him square in the face.
I admire the restraint and patience you all have, but seriously you have to take Action on this matter, being Nice clearly isn't working.