Cigarette Newbie

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DJ RyckRak

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I went to the zoo and started drawing on a camel...apparently I shouldn't have done that in the monkey enclosure as its learned behaviour...x

(this is the polite version!)
When I quit vaping, and started smoking-
I remember well that it was my childhood memories of my father buying me one of those little 'Smoking Monkeys'
They were little toys that you put a tiny cigarette in its mouth, lit it-and the little monkey smoked !
It was such a strong influence on me that I wanted to smoke a tiny cigarette too....
Or- did I want a monkey ???
Then, as I got older...I started vaping. (Gasp !!!)
Everyone was doing it...
They were giving them away on the Internet, on the street corners of major cities and in malls.
Stars were using them on TV and in movies.
They even started to put outlets in cars so you could vape and drive !
But, the hobby was too expensive...
With all the wicks and wires, BlowTanks and fancy mods that were usually unavailable !
And the juice started to be taxed too.
So, I started to make my own...
But at 5 cents a ML...I couldn't keep that up either.

One day, I found my old tobacco stash box down in the basement.
I just rolled up some 'Dumb' in a piece of old mimeograph paper...
Ahhhhh....(Cough...) That was the hit my lungs were craving !
I will never turn back....I Love Smoking ! (cough...)

You don't need no fancy gear...
Take some tobacco...
(Hell, you can always find some in any ashtray- people only smoke most of one anyways)
Roll it up in 'whatever' paper, light it and take a good, long, deep lung hit !
:vapor:
 

razor4432

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Alcohol is bad for you.

I find cheap whiskey goes well with the tail-ends of smoked cigarettes that I rebuilt into a full cigarette. It can't be all that bad for me can it? I have noticed my vision has gotten pretty fuzzy and can only see straight ahead, my peripheral vision is simply black.

Oooh, how would the leftovers of a smoked cigar and cigarette mix? Could it provide the cigarette goodness with the high-class flavor of a cigar? What would we call it though? Cigette maybe?
 

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I find cheap whiskey goes well with the tail-ends of smoked cigarettes that I rebuilt into a full cigarette. It can't be all that bad for me can it? I have noticed my vision has gotten pretty fuzzy and can only see straight ahead, my peripheral vision is simply black.

Oooh, how would the leftovers of a smoked cigar and cigarette mix? Could it provide the cigarette goodness with the high-class flavor of a cigar? What would we call it though? Cigette maybe?
Cigar Mini
 

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Even better! Then I can build my own and not have to spend loads of money on a real one. A penny saved ya know. My neighbor wastes money on the Cigar so I can just pilfer the leftovers out of his trashcan and go around to all the stores and gas stations and take all the cig filters and go home and assemble. Almost be like a scavenger hunt! Heck I'll round up the neighborhood kids and show them what a real scavenger hunt is. No more of this silly "leaf from an oak tree" or "rock from the moon" garbage.

When the hunt is over, I'll even let them watch me smoke my Cigar Mini :D
 

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Well to be honest, I'm partial to sardines so I soaked a can in straight 500% nic to extract pure sardine essence. Then took half of it and put it in a shot glass, so I'm guessing if it 500% nic and I used half of it, it's about 250mg? Anyway, I hold the shot glass up to my eye and do sort of a "limbo" dance (face up). It's driving me crazy though cuz these damn Pro-stank shot glass leak all the time!! I try to do this at least every day before I have to drive the schoolbus. It's just not working for me. I'm getting real frustrated and I'm ready to give up and try vaping instead, but I heard its bad for you.

Oh nooo, just pick up a pack of Benson & Hedges and puff away. At least we know what's in them.
 

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I love your mod. I'm going to try to build one but I want it in colors. Is spray paint flammable?

I just got an idea! How about a piercing that goes onto both the top and bottom lip at the very side of the mouth, that's a ring with a small enough diameter to hold a cigarette it place? I mean, who needs to open their mouth very wide? It's not like people eat whole apples or corn-on-the-cob anymore. Sushi would fit just fine, so would curry and gumbo.
 

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I just got an idea! How about a piercing that goes onto both the top and bottom lip at the very side of the mouth, that's a ring with a small enough diameter to hold a cigarette it place? I mean, who needs to open their mouth very wide? It's not like people eat whole apples or corn-on-the-cob anymore. Sushi would fit just fine, so would curry and gumbo.
The men aren't going to like this idea.. but by god.. it's genius!
 

RosaJ

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I'm not participating in this thread anymore because NONE OF YOU will help me with my issue(s). I'll ask one more time. Why won't my thing work with my other thing that has the two thingys that with the atty wicky topppy bottomy double single coil uncoiled 520 809 box doohiggy? PLEASE RESPOND!

You have to be careful about canned fish. You may have overdosed on mercury for all you know. Does it have to be fish, how about deviled ham or canned chicken? As long as it's organic you should be ok.
 

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I learned something new the other day. It's "A" if the H is voiced, like humidor, hypocrite and homeless, and "An" if the H isn't voiced, like hour, honor and cheetah.

Yeah. That was the point/joke. I was replying to the "grey" vs "gray" comment. (UK vs US spellings)

In the UK...they pronounce the H in "herb". In the USA, we don't. Hence the joke.
 

EddardinWinter

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Oh puleeeez! Guys may whine and say they need it, but 99.9% don't.

Whine and say they need it. Tell me, what do you know of this topic? I am breathless to hear your dissertation...

I cannot believe I have posted in this abominable thread. Twice.
 
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