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Didn't go to sleep. I'm catching on. Brain expanded to size of ....bigger than a grape.
This is a popular thread. You're making (I think) personal references. If so, I'd suggest you don't. Generic is one thing. Personal, is another.
Does passive agressive have a hyphen? I own it.
Look, we're not here for your entertainment, you can't demand anything. If you would just buy the cigar as we told you to you'd be too busy smoking it and we wouldn't have to put up with your incessant whining. In the end you will do as you want to but you're not going to get any more help from me!
I've always heard the best cigars are rolled on the thighs of some other country's virgins [self-edited to avoid suggestion of national superiority]. Is that possible in the US with the child labor laws?
I so confused.
http://cigars.about.com/od/seasoninganewhumidor/ss/0061702c.htm
Shouldn't he have said "an new humidor"?
Oh, that explains it. We don't have alot of virgins in South Florida.
Its the second thingy. The doohicky on it at the bottom is not compatible with the hoojamaflip on the 1st thingy, and that is a knock off off a whatsit which has been discontinued. Get some thingymabobs and a couple of doodackies and use those until you upgrade to a cigar like you're supposed to to be a real smoker.
I never tried Chantrix, I heard it would interfere with my smoking. I see DOGS all the time when I chew my leather collar.
Thank you for supporting our local smoking business. We have 80 million sheep. Knock yourself out straight up and across sideways. We'll throw in some no.8 fencing wire for you to security lock your cig packs with. Orcs are real and drive fiats.
You should only chew genuine LV dog collars. I can smell a fake a mile away. Seriously, why are you talking to me? I see dog sometimes in my sleep. with my eyes closed. You got a problem with that? Because in Texas we barbecue our dogs in hamburger. ALOT of people have PMd me sheep bully that their is gangs up in this forum STRAIGHT UP. Cant you tell by my avi who I am and what i am/
But it's like this conversation I have with my hubby -
Hubby - "Why can't we just smoke foreign virgin thigh-rolled tobacco?"
BB - "Because I will know the thighs are not authentic."
Hubby - "No one will EVER smell the inferior virgins in the smoke."
BB - "I will feel them, feel their inferior thighs in my bones with every toot!"
Hubby - "Wow. You are definitely not a man, but I do see your point."
/And scene.
Hubby - "Why can't we just smoke foreign virgin thigh-rolled tobacco?"
BB - "Because I will know the thighs are not authentic."
Hubby - "No one will EVER smell the inferior virgins in the smoke."
BB - "I will feel them, feel their inferior thighs in my bones with every toot!"
Hubby - "Wow. You are definitely not a man, but I do see your point."
/And scene.
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Back to the OP - don't worry about cigar and Lamborarri fanbaas. Anything that gets you off of vaping is a good thing! Smoke On! Don't worry about the DOGS - they won't go away, but you'll get used to them. Just don't show fear.
Not if you have your kids roll them for you. I believe the Child Labor Laws are a little different regarding you having your child/ren working for you. I could be mistaken though, all the cheap whiskey I drank and Cigar Mini I smoked this evening have me feeling rather ill.
OMG. So much to do, so little time...
Ocelot: you can't fly. Ocelots cannot fly. They are cats. Cats do not fly, they just think they do. They jump through the air, landing on helpless, hapless, hopeless victims, claws outstretched in landing position...but they do not FLY, properly speaking. Birds fly. Cats leap, pounce, jump...you get the picture. Known.
Everyone: you've all fallen for the cigar fanboyz. All of you. You have let yourself get so confused and distracted that they have definitively invaded what is left of your carbon-monoxide-soaked grey/gray cells. Don't complicate your existences. Don't fall for false patrioto-economic arguments. When you get a cigar-urge, it's only your consumptive ego. Lose it.
B&H are fine. Simple hunting-and-gathering, then sensitive recycling of pre-smoked tobacco is fine. Even begging the occasional cig from some unsuspecting little old lady on the street is fine. Just forget the cigar trap. They'll ruin you. You'll end up in the poor house for the rest of your benighted days. Be warned.
'Nuff said.
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