Cigarette Newbie

[e-pipeman]

Now I clearly am no longer a noob I have decided to set up a B&M cigarette shop. I don't believe that my comparative ignorance of all things tobacco related will prevent me from making a fortune. From what I can tell hardly anyone is selling this stuff in shops, just online. Now to sit back and watch the cash roll in....

 

[Racehorse]

ARBA's can be used as a lighter, just remove the wick from your coil and it becomes a glowing red lighter. For more stubborn lighting problems, putting a drop or two of ejuice on the coils can produce a nice little flame.

Forget lighters.

I just bought the coolest cig accessory: A human-tended eternal flame!

Can you say mega chain smoking?

 

[Racehorse]

Anybody know what cig makes the biggest "burn holes"?

You know, in your carpeting, clothing, motor vehicle upholstery.

I kinda like to show off my new hobby (i.e., sometimes I run out or don't actually have one lit, but I want people to know I"m a HUGE smoker and the burn holes would bear witness to that.)

 

[e-pipeman]

Anybody know what cig makes the biggest "burn holes"?

You know, in your carpeting, clothing, motor vehicle upholstery.

I kinda like to show off my new hobby (i.e., sometimes I run out or don't actually have one lit, but I want people to know I"m a HUGE smoker and the burn holes would bear witness to that.)

Fortunately any cig device can be utilised to make burn holes. Equally effective is the so-called "pipe" which, when left to smoulder and placed in a pocket, can deliver truly spectacular results.

 

[Racehorse]

the so-called "pipe" which, when left to smoulder and placed in a pocket, can deliver truly spectacular results.

Yeah, that sounds a bit more spectacular....I'm making some headway with the "little stuff" I have for now----- this is my smoking station, starting to look quite authentic for a newbie, isn't it? Well, at least I am proud of it.

Well, gotta go. Getting up early to go to my kid's school, we're making really beautiful ashtrays out of beach glass and pottery! Everyone is so excited.

 

[beckyblue]

Have any of you started comparison shopping for these yet?!

Full-body bling!!

 

[jSquared]

Just trying to get enough posts to get access to the classifieds...

 

[jSquared]

It was difficult enough getting 5 posts to get out of New Members...

 

[jSquared]

But now I figured out a way to up my post count...

 

[jSquared]

Without even trying...

 

[jSquared]

Laters suckers! I'm off to trade a UK Marbloro for one of those Greek ones...

 

[Robino1]

Laters suckers! I'm off to trade a UK Marbloro for one of those Greek ones...

I sincerely hope you don't get dinged by the Mods for that!! That was ROFLMFAO!!

Back OT:

I really need help. I've tried B&H, Kool and the ones packaged in red..... What is your favorite and where do you get them? Only serious replies, please. Links required!


(I don't know how to use google)

 

[kiwivap]

I sincerely hope you don't get dinged by the Mods for that!! That was ROFLMFAO!!

Back OT:

I really need help. I've tried B&H, Kool and the ones packaged in red..... What is your favorite and where do you get them? Only serious replies, please. Links required!


(I don't know how to use google)

This is a link. To Google.
Google

Just type cigar in the box and hit enter on your keyboard. Buy one.

 

[The Ocelot]

I sincerely hope you don't get dinged by the Mods for that!! That was ROFLMFAO!!

Back OT:

I really need help. I've tried B&H, Kool and the ones packaged in red..... What is your favorite and where do you get them? Only serious replies, please. Links required!


(I don't know how to use google)

I really like Lesser Panda. The flavor is sort of bamboo with a hint soy sauce. They don't come in menthol, but are available in Sweet and Sour Shrimp. The only downside is you sometimes have to spit out fur - it's worth it though. FastNic has them super cheap with world-wide free shipping!

 

[kiwivap]

Laters suckers! I'm off to trade a UK Marbloro for one of those Greek ones...

Greek shmeek. I'm on a special waiting list for Portugese cigars. I have to wait 12 months to get one cigar with a pretty picture of a Boeing 747 and a unique number on it.
Then I'm going to sell it for three times the price. Check the classies in 12 months time. Be vigilant.

 

[The Ocelot]

Greek shmeek. I'm on a special waiting list for Portugese cigars. I have to wait 12 months to get one cigar with a pretty picture of a Boeing 747 and a unique number on it.
Then I'm going to sell it for three times the price. Check the classies in 12 months time. Be vigilant.

Portugese? I heard those are really made in Brazil.

 

[kiwivap]

Portugese? I heard those are really made in Brazil.

The wrapper is made in Brazil but the number is printed on it in Portugal. So its Portugese. This is completely logical.

 

[The Ocelot]

The wrapper is made in Brazil but the number is printed on it in Portugal. So its Portugese. This is completely logical.

No, it's a cigar.

 

[kiwivap]

Yay me!

I just won two free cigarettes in a competition. I only had to spend 4 hours posting comments on a thread and I won!

 

[beckyblue]

Yay me!

I just won two free cigarettes in a competition. I only had to spend 4 hours posting comments on a thread and I won!

Pics or it didn't happen! And could you PLEASE include a coin for size?