Cigarette Newbie

[Ref Minor]

But Ref! You don't know what you're missing! You can get all sorts of nic variations - anything from 50 mg to 275 mg per stick!

But if they haven't been made by a local minimum wage lackey using our low cost production line methods then they are inferior in quality

 

[RosaJ]

I just read somewhere that they add extra chemicals to cigarettes, to make them even more tasty! Life is good! Does anyone know which brand has the most additives? I must get those, they will taste like heaven!

Oh yes, I'm interested too! I'm into getting more bang for my bucks!!!

 

[RosaJ]

This thread is absolutely hilarious!! It's killin' me!! People here are just way too clever.

I can't read it all right now (at work), but will need to check back later.

I've been sitting here at my desk laughing like crazy. If anyone has overhead me they are sure to see me as an insane person if I don't stop now. Been here with hands clamped over my mouth trying to stifle the laughter.

Make sure you write the FDA thanking them for our joy!

 

[RosaJ]

Me, too!

Kudos to e-pipeman for starting the topic

Here, Here! e-pipeman is THE MAN!

 

[RosaJ]

Ehm... I'm getting a little bit short of breath here. Anybody know how to insert a lung? Can I just swallow it? Or does it require a plunger or something?

Just get yourself to the ER asap. You may be able to get one of the blem oxygen tanks. The only one that can answer your question is a doctor. We're not doctors here...

 

[RosaJ]

I won't buy Chinese made cigarettes because I am a racist.

Yeah me to, no, I'm not a racist, but the Chinese are. Who knows what they would put in their cigarettes if the order comes from the US.

 

[XeniaMike]

Just spotted a sale! BP has them for $3.99 for 20 complete with carry-box!!!! Not sure of the coupon code, it must be an unadvertised special. While supplies last people!

 

[RosaJ]

Just poke it back in with something long and sticklike, I bet you never thought your Vamo would be useful again.

Make sure you take the battery out of the Vamo first. You don't want a lung well done.

 

[Ref Minor]

Yeah me to, no, I'm not a racist, but the Chinese are. Who knows what they would put in their cigarettes if the order comes from the US.

It's worse for us English, we fought with them in a War on Drugs, we won and made them smoke opium. Its only been 200 years and they have long memory's

 

[RosaJ]

I tried doubling up on some of the advice in this thread. Namely the box mod covered in Vodka, tar,all my old vaping juices (for extra buzz) and some gasoline. All i ended up with was some burnt facial hair which surprisingly got me off as i had taken a swig of some of the gasoline before pouring into the box (for old times sake you understand) and spilled a lot on my beard.
Now i am confused and ... buttless as i used my whole weeks supply to do the box mod.
Did i do anything wrong here. I mean. I did follow all the threads advice to the letter
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You went over the top when you took the swig of gasoline. You probably fainted and fell over your box mod. You should never try this unless you have a fire extinguisher within reach. Just sayin'...

 

[RosaJ]

I try to do that too when I 'stealth smoke' !

Does that 'Rolls Along' come as a kit?
Do I have to feed the mules ?
How many 'hits' can I take before the wagon 'rolls along' ?

I was always told to 'Come to where the flavor is...come to Marlboro Country' ?
Does anyone know where 'Marlboro Country' is ???
I googled it, and it took me to some site called 'Altria' !
Must be in Oceania...next to Fiji and Atlantis ???
I want flavor...thinking of moving to the country of 'Marlboro'
But, I have to find a way to get my 'Rolls Along' out there....
Maybe, I can upgrade the mules for an outboard motor !
or maybe some 'Camels' might make the 'rolls along' better...
yea, swimming camels....
gotta research that !

Your post reminded me of this question I have. When you get the 20 mule team kit, does it come with the names of a couple of places that offer pooper scooper services at a reasonable price? If they groom the mules it's even better. But they have to agree to take the poop they sweep away as I live in an apartment and my toilet can't handle flushing that much poop.

 

[RosaJ]

Sigh. OK....

THIS:

is a box mod.

Is that a lanyard I see?

 

[RosaJ]

Well I have to step outside to smoke my cig. My hubby is not very supportive of my new cig habit. It almost makes me want to go back to vaping.

Does he tells you "You're still vaping!, when are you going to stop?"

 

[e-pipeman]

Is that a lanyard I see?

I like to carry a B&H on a lanyard, so that I can have a puff and just let it go. People often comment on my blistered chest.

 

[RosaJ]

Smoking is easier than ever in a car. No need for an ashtray, just flick everything out of the window. You need to be stealthy during dry weather so you don't get accused of arson. Other than that, it's easy.

If you start a fire, just toss one of your old eGo's out the window and blame the fire on the ecig.

 

[Ref Minor]

I like to carry a B&H on a lanyard, so that I can have a puff and just let it go. People often comment on my blistered chest.

A short lanyard is your friend

 

[RosaJ]

Well, just got back from the hospital.

Tried 'Smoking Joe'
It was awful... What with the camel hair smell and the tobacco leafs bursting into flames.
Knew I should have aired out the camel hair jacket from the dry cleaner bag.
The ambulance came and put a oxygen mask on me...then my head was really spinning !!!
Ain't had that much pure oxygen in a a long time.
Told the doctor about the 'Rolls Along', 'Marlboro Country', Atlantis and my swimming camels....
He gave me some medicine and a couple of his 'ready rolls' and said I should stay home tonight.
But I gotta go pick up the misses and my three boys...
Maybe I'll use the moped...
Wonder if they will recognize me with all the bandages ???

They'll recognize you as long as you a have a B&H cigarette hanging out of your mouth. That is if they left a hole in the bandages for you to eat food.

 

[RosaJ]

This is way too complicated for mee. I am going to break down, I can feel it. Sorry guys, I'm going back to vaping. Way easier!

OH NOOO! Don't give up!

 

[e-pipeman]

A short lanyard is your friend

That's what I tell all the girls.

 

[Ref Minor]

That's what I tell all the girls.

That's not a lanyard, that's the short leash they keep you on