That's not a lanyard, that's the short leash they keep you on
No, it's a lanyard. The leash is for indoors.
That's not a lanyard, that's the short leash they keep you on
We used to call cigarettes "analogues" once upon a time. Are we now "analoguers"? Maybe we can slip by the ANTZ radar with that name...
Stopped on the way home and bought a corn cob pipe.
Am I suppose dry burn the cob before I smoke it ?
Stopped on the way home and bought a corn cob pipe.
Am I suppose dry burn the cob before I smoke it ?
This thread is absolutely hilarious!! It's killin' me!! People here are just way too clever.
I can't read it all right now (at work), but will need to check back later.
I've been sitting here at my desk laughing like crazy. If anyone has overhead me they are sure to see me as an insane person if I don't stop now. Been here with hands clamped over my mouth trying to stifle the laughter.![]()
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Stopped on the way home and bought a corn cob pipe.
Am I suppose dry burn the cob before I smoke it ?
Put a boatload of lacquer on that bad boy, make it shine....inside and out. The lacquer adds a demension to the smoke that you taste on the exhale.
Am I suppose to lacquer it before or after I soak it in camel urine for a month ???
I was kinda hoping to smoke it this year.
If I dry burn it with some kerosene and a vacuum cleaner...
Won't that just disinfect it and season the cob ?
Am I suppose to lacquer it before or after I soak it in camel urine for a month ???
I was kinda hoping to smoke it this year.
If I dry burn it with some kerosene and a vacuum cleaner...
Won't that just disinfect it and season the cob ?
No, it's a lanyard. The leash is for indoors.
What the hell....I re-stem them with a cardboard straw wrapped in wire as soon as I get them off the farm. The rube made stems don't cut it for me.
I keep melting my lanyard. Why?
Ah - I was referring to human urine rather than camel urine. Camel urine is beastly and will not help at all.
Dry burning is seldom a good idea imho.
You may perhaps be able to use the vacuum cleaner to suck out some of the camel urine.
I just want to smoke some cob !
Does wonders for my hams !Be careful with this phrase. In some cultural traditions it refers to a taboo practice and is punishable by amputation. Just sayin'.
What about the kerosene ...
I have read on cig forum that it enhances the TH ???
What the hell....
Now I have to mod the mod- before I can soak it in urine for a month and lacquer it !!!
This is pissing me off...
(Note to self- Catch the urine for seasoning per epipeman)
I just want to smoke some cob !