Cigarette Newbie

[e-pipeman]

I don't even know what it means

I think smoking cigarettes with flecks of tire to help keep them burning evenly has fried my brain. I'm amazed I can still walk and breath at the same time, although it takes all my concentration. Sadly I got hit by a car the other day and my leg was broken, fortunately the insurance settlement will let me finally be able to afford all the B&H's I'll need for the rest of my life!

That's amazing, man! Sorry about the leg stuff but - those B&H - you'll be like a soft puppy rolling in clover that's just old enough to clean itself thoroughly.

 

[e-pipeman]

I could see driving one, all the chicks will be sure to notice it, as well as me looking cool inside smoking my cigs

Now that's not a Move, is it? It's just some dumb-assed truck. Forgive me.

 

[The Ocelot]

I will never end up with a Lambourghini, simply because I don't want one.

Forget the Fiat - also Italian - and move with the Move! It's a sexy little thing that has a wiggle about it's chassis that makes me want to put shopping in it - and take it out of it - and get some more... Just sayin'

After you've had to replace the Move three or four times I'm sure you'll look at things with a different prerogative. But no worries, it's all good - whatever keeps you from e-cigarettes is all that counts.

 

[e-pipeman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Daihatsu_Move_1995.jpg

That's the babe I'm after...

 

[e-pipeman]

After you've had to replace the Move three or four times I'm sure you'll look at things with a different prerogative. But no worries, it's all good - whatever keeps you from e-cigarettes is all the counts.

Everything you say is true - which makes you unique. You're entirely wrong about the Move, though. Non sequitur.

 

[The Ocelot]

I didn't know the Move came with a Sheep Catcher. e-pipeman really is Welsh!

 

[e-pipeman]

I didn't know the Move came with a Sheep Catcher. e-pipeman really is Welsh!

Please see previous post. Why you want to highlight this awful travesty of a vehicle I don't know.

This is it!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Daihatsu_Move_1995.jpg

 

[razor4432]

I would prefer something a little more sturdy, that looks like it could be dangerous if you were to get into a fender bender.

Somthing along the lines of this is what I would get

Granted being an American we tend to think with our cojones rather than brain

 

[The Ocelot]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Daihatsu_Move_1995.jpg

That's the babe I'm after...

I actually think that's cute! It might be good for an out and about vehicle at times I don't want to risk the Lamborghini - it's not like I would care if it got smashed up. If that's the style you like, you should check FastNic's "Stuff That Barely Moves" category, they have a similar knock-off:

 

[mare ze dotes]

Now that is a squrriel chatcher. I have had many. Only if the squrriel trips on the road. (had that happen once)

 

[e-pipeman]

I actually think that's cute! It might be good for an out and about vehicle at times I don't want to risk the Lamborghini - it's not like I would care if it got smashed up. If that's the style you like, you should check FastNic's "Stuff That Barely Moves" category, they have a similar knock-off:

Fascinating - but I'm hooked on the Move. It will do what I want it to do with no mess and no fuss. It will also be useful for shopping.

 

[e-pipeman]

I would prefer something a little more sturdy, that looks like it could be dangerous if you were to get into a fender bender.

Somthing along the lines of this is what I would get

Granted being an American we tend to think with our cojones rather than brain

Cojones are fine. I have two.

 

[jfrich]

e-pipeman:

Even after a month this still give me a chuckle every time it bumps to the front page!!!!! AWESOME

jfrich:

 

[Ref Minor]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Daihatsu_Move_1995.jpg

That's the babe I'm after...

No it's not, any god fearing Salfordian would choose to honour Jebus whilst shopping with this beauty.

 

[Ref Minor]

I would prefer something a little more sturdy, that looks like it could be dangerous if you were to get into a fender bender.

Somthing along the lines of this is what I would get

Granted being an American we tend to think with our cojones rather than brain

I thought it was just overcompensation.

 

[e-pipeman]

No it's not, any god fearing Salfordian would choose to honour Jebus whilst shopping with this beauty.
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How lovely. An unmodified Move (shed on wheels) would get my shopping home. This pink thing seems to have something to do with hippie-drugs-hero stuff. I only ever use drugs when I want to (nicotine, caffeine, alcohol). Anyone got a problem with that? Did you spill my pint?

 

[Ref Minor]

Did you spill my pint?

Yes, want to make something of it?

 

[e-pipeman]

Yes, want to make something of it?

Leave it, Kevin - ees not worf it....

 

[The Ocelot]

Cojones are fine. I have two.

Reportedly, so does Nana.

 

[The Ocelot]

No it's not, any god fearing Salfordian would choose to honour Jebus whilst shopping with this beauty.
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Damn! I thought it was a ship until I enlarged the picture. I don't want it anymore.