Cigarette Newbie

[jtpjc]

My crotch unicorn is stirring after watching that.

Don't worry, the good doctor can fix that too:

 

[RosaJ]

I'm confused. This doctor obviously doesn't know what he is talking about. I mean he should be putting cigarettes in not taking them out. It was obviously the rest of the bon bons that were tainted with sickly sweet lumps.Any news on teddies progress anyone?

That's one of Prue Talbott's assistants working at UC Riverside. What can we expect? Real science?

 

[XeniaMike]

I'm getting tired of the people that keep saying "we don't know what's in them." It says so right on the box: Tar and Nicotine! Both in mg! I mean, jeez.

It's also nice to have the warnings and probable hazards printed right on the package, no guesswork. As a guy, I always get the ones that have the pregnancy warnings on them, so no worries.

 

[jtpjc]

It's also nice to have the warnings and probable hazards printed right on the package, no guesswork. As a guy, I always get the ones that have the pregnancy warnings on them, so no worries.

That is so darn clever. Do they come in cartons?

And you've got Basil Fawlty in your avatar. Extra kudos for that.

 

[Worzel]

Gotta get a Tar Gard!

 

[e-pipeman]

Returning from my sojourn in the ashram I took my Guru's advice to put all my old vaping material into a vat of yak urine. This renders everything non-functional and foul, freeing the soul to move forward on its B&H journey without distractions.

 

[The Ocelot]

I've been reading about "Some Home Smoking," is that when you fall asleep whilst smoking in bed?

 

[e-pipeman]

That normally comes under the heading of "Cremation".

 

[Ref Minor]

Returning from my sojourn in the ashram I took my Guru's advice to put all my old vaping material into a vat of yak urine. This renders everything non-functional and foul, freeing the soul to move forward on its B&H journey without distractions.

My Guru told me to smoke 20 B&H outside whilst he adjusted the wife's Chakra's. Didn't seem to work as she was both flushed and listless for several hours afterwards. Must have been hard work for my Guru as he had fallen asleep.

 

[e-pipeman]

Sounds as if you might have a faulty guru. I'd open a ticket at FT.

 

[Ref Minor]

Sounds as if you might have a faulty guru. I'd open a ticket at FT.

A FT Guru might be cheaper, mine keeps pestering me for donations and keeps bumming cigarettes off me, still I get a lot of peace as my wife needs her Chakras adjusting regularly or she gets cranky.

 

[XeniaMike]

I find my guru doesn't bum a smoke nearly as often when I use my propipi.

 

[Ref Minor]

I find my guru doesn't bum a smoke nearly as often when I use my propipi.
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The wife would get really cranky if I spent all that money on the Propipi instead of making donations to Guru Dirk.

 

[e-pipeman]

The wife would get really cranky if I spent all that money on the Propipi instead of making donations to Guru Dirk.

Guru Dirk? Definitely faulty guru name - don't forget, FT is your friend in times of hardship.

 

[Bud Man]

I find my guru doesn't bum a smoke nearly as often when I use my propipi.
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Very nice propipi you have there! Sadly my guru passed away last night due to a severe case of vapers cough, I am currently in the market for a new one.

 

[Bud Man]

Guru Dirk? Definitely faulty guru name - don't forget, FT is your friend in times of hardship.

Does FT sell gurus? If so will he be a clone of a real guru?

 

[terry w]

Lol budman http://www.shareasale.com/r.cfm?u=5...ekang-e-liquid-for-electronic-cigarettes-10ml I have seen it all now.

 

[The Ocelot]

I got an email from my Guru Trevor. He said the donkeys are still quarantined in Panama, but the tobacco in the wagons is drying nicely.

 

[Ref Minor]

I got an email from my Guru Trevor. He said the donkeys are still quarantined in Panama, but the tobacco in the wagons is drying nicely.

Does he adjust your Chakras, Guru Dirk says he only does that for the ladies, I just get the smoking meditation which must be outside so I can multiply the health benefits of the smoke by the infinite power of the universe. My wife smokes but Guru Dirk never tells her to do that, she just laughs when I tell her she is missing out on a treat.

 

[The Ocelot]

Does he adjust your Chakras, Guru Dirk says he only does that for the ladies, I just get the smoking meditation which must be outside so I can multiply the health benefits of the smoke by the infinite power of the universe. My wife smokes but Guru Dirk never tells her to do that, she just laughs when I tell her she is missing out on a treat.

I haven't met Guru Trevor in person, we met on a smoking forum. He's on his way to me though, he's accompanying the donkeys. He says when we get together he'll teach me an ancient smoking method called "Camel Sutra." It sounds so spiritual!