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Today I was standing at the bus stop when two hooded youths sporting Vamos with Kangertech Protanks atop deliberately blew plumes of vape into my face! Faster than a rat out of a drain I drew my sturdy Benson and burned jagged holes in their shell suits.

I then ran.
No need to run, a brisk walk would have done it, I imagine their lungs were so shot from vaping they would be wheezing by the time you passed the first post box.
 

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No need to run, a brisk walk would have done it, I imagine their lungs were so shot from vaping they would be wheezing by the time you passed the first post box.

Discretion being the better part of valour I simply fled. The fact that one of them was carrying a large meat cleaver may have informed my decision.

But all power to B&H! Not just the gold standard of cigarette smoking, but also a vital tool in ones self-defence armoury. Great!
 

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I learned something new the other night. If I light a cigarette on the wrong end and take a very deep drag, it's almost like the dry hits I miss so much. My lungs turned to ash and I had tears streaming down my face, it was just like the old days (without the nasty side-effects of vaping of course).
 

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I learned something new the other night. If I light a cigarette on the wrong end and take a very deep drag, it's almost like the dry hits I miss so much. My lungs turned to ash and I had tears streaming down my face, it was just like the old days (without the nasty side-effects of vaping of course).

And that is why the cigarette is awesome in its design simplicity, smoke either end for a different smoke effect. What happens if you try and vape the wrong end of a vape mod, nothing but crushed dreams and shattered teeth. Although as an Englishman i have to admit that is a very highly sexually alluring combination.
 

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And that is why the cigarette is awesome in its design simplicity, smoke either end for a different smoke effect. What happens if you try and vape the wrong end of a vape mod, nothing but crushed dreams and shattered teeth. Although as an Englishman i have to admit that is a very highly sexually alluring combination.

I haven't tried it yet, I understand one must be seriously drunk to measure correctly, but I've heard that loose tobacco wrapped in flash paper is incredible for sub-ohm smoking.
 

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I haven't tried it yet, I understand one must be seriously drunk to measure correctly, but I've heard that loose tobacco wrapped in flash paper is incredible for sub-ohm smoking.

Is flash paper the stuff you clean your bum with when you have been poo-poo? Or is it something yet to be defined?
 

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I haven't tried it yet, I understand one must be seriously drunk to measure correctly, but I've heard that loose tobacco wrapped in flash paper is incredible for sub-ohm smoking.

Flash paper is used in ready made "regulated" cigarettes, those of us who sub ohm our own hand rolled "mech" cigarettes use a pinch of magnesium powder. NB. This should not be attempted by newbies but by trained Chemists, I know the youtube videos of us blowing giant clouds of dense smoke looks cool but it is dangerous if you don't know what you are doing
 
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