Cigarette Newbie

[Shadav]

 

[fabricator4]

Are you sure that it's not a case of "carrying a week's groceries in one hand" syndrome? And is Petanque French for onanism? Or is onanism part of the French constitution? "Liberte, egalite, fraternite, onanisme "- n'est pas?

I had to have a smoke and think about that one, very good.

Thank goodness for the brain stimulating effects of tobacco.

 

[fabricator4]

Cue Twilight Zone theme music.

That looks just like our smoking area at work, minus the sign. No need to advertise further when you can spot it from all the butts on the ground.

I've stopped using the smoking area, I now smoke wherever I want to. If anyone accosts me I just hand them a pamphlet about how second hand smoke is not harmful and it was all a lie.

 

[The Ocelot]

Cue Twilight Zone theme music.

That looks just like our smoking area at work, minus the sign. No need to advertise further when you can spot it from all the butts on the ground.

I've stopped using the smoking area, I now smoke wherever I want to. If anyone accosts me I just hand them a pamphlet about how second hand smoke is not harmful and it was all a lie.

I just blow smoke in their faces. It usually sends them on their way.

 

[The Ocelot]

Gosh it been a long time! I hope you are all still smoking!

I read this in a magazine while waiting for a tanning bed and had to come back to admonish you "blokes" from across the pond for not sharing such a wonderful invention. He's from Piccadilly Circus, right?

 

[Train2]

Number 51, Area 51, Big ecig conspiracy, need I say more.

Oh my! That must be what this is about, too!

 

[KjAthena]

I can't believe I read the whole thread.....laughed so hard tears ran down my leg

 

[fabricator4]

I can't believe I read the whole thread.....laughed so hard tears ran down my leg

I hate to tell you, but they're not tears.

Don't worry though, smoking affects me the same way.

 

[e-pipeman]

Gosh it been a long time! I hope you are all still smoking!

I read this in a magazine while waiting for a tanning bed and had to come back to admonish you "blokes" from across the pond for not sharing such a wonderful invention. He's from Piccadilly Circus, right?

If the EU get their way today there may be no more cigarette fun - period! They want to ban apple tobacco, presumably because the taste of apple turns children into drug-crazed assassins who rob the elderly to buy their "fix".

 

[e-pipeman]

Gosh it been a long time! I hope you are all still smoking!

I read this in a magazine while waiting for a tanning bed and had to come back to admonish you "blokes" from across the pond for not sharing such a wonderful invention. He's from Piccadilly Circus, right?

Mr Chuckles could try wearing a hat with a much wider brim.

 

[e-pipeman]

Gosh it been a long time! I hope you are all still smoking!

I read this in a magazine while waiting for a tanning bed and had to come back to admonish you "blokes" from across the pond for not sharing such a wonderful invention. He's from Piccadilly Circus, right?

He's modded a Vamo!

 

[The Ocelot]

He's modded a Vamo!

I thought it looked like a mechanical. A Kung Fu Klone perhaps?

 

[e-pipeman]

I thought it looked like a mechanical. A Kung Fu Klone perhaps?

Nope. Vamo V2 SS all the way. It's terrible to see that people are prepare to utilise these foul vaping devices to smoke our tasty tobacco. I've cried all down my leg.

 

[CommaHolly]

LOL, I was just thinking about this thread the other day LOL,,,,,,,,,I bet some of the newbies would love it

 

[The Ocelot]

I'm trying to figure out what the little charm thingy is on the brolly. Could it be a lighter of some sort?

 

[e-pipeman]

I'm trying to figure out what the little charm thingy is on the brolly. Could it be a lighter of some sort?

It's a holder for a dog-end. You leave the lit part out in the rain so that it extinguishes safely and without the need for any dirty, dangerous "stubbing-out".

 

[Ref Minor]

I hate to tell you, but they're not tears.

Don't worry though, smoking affects me the same way.

Maybe this device would help

 

[Ref Minor]

Gosh it been a long time! I hope you are all still smoking!

I read this in a magazine while waiting for a tanning bed and had to come back to admonish you "blokes" from across the pond for not sharing such a wonderful invention. He's from Piccadilly Circus, right?

I thought you were looking more orange than usual. This is my solution for in rain smoking, it was invented by a Native American in the year of our lord 1274 so it is the most American invention possible and thus bestest ever unlike that Limey clone you posted.

 

[Ref Minor]

Here is my solution for the post coital cigarette, we have to share nowadays with the price of cigs being so expensive.

 

[e-pipeman]

Here is my solution for the post coital cigarette, we have to share nowadays with the price of cigs being so expensive.

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Perfect for use in the cinema - you can just slip the device over the head of the person in the row in front of you and let it rest on their shoulders.