Cigarette Newbie

[e-pipeman]

I've found that, if I fill a pillowcase with ... ends (Trans. to American: cig butts) and pipe dottle I can lie awake reading all night and never want to go to sleep. This is cool! I have read more in a month than I normally do in a year. Of course I am now suffering from mental illness due to sleep deprivation - but it's a price worth paying imho..

 

[RocketPuppy]

I've found that, if I fill a pillowcase with ... ends (Trans. to American: cig butts)

Love the translation. I'd hope people would reason that homosexual butts would never fit in a pillowcase, maybe one or two.
Sleep deprivation is relative. Now you can catch up on late night infomercials (trans to UK: hour long commercials about products that are necessary to survival, like blenders and electric mops) and hallucinate, both of which are meant to be done simultaneously.

 

[Bunnykiller]

I never get hiccups when I smoke... but this vaping stuff, makes me get hiccups way too often... maybe this vaping thing isnt all that great. Messy juice, ohms, coils, batteries, expensive metal tubes, is it really worth the trouble???

and I miss my bigmouthfrog ashtray... he was sooo cute, always smiling, just like Mr. Froggy.

 

[RocketPuppy]

I never get hiccups when I smoke... but this vaping stuff, makes me get hiccups way too often... maybe this vaping thing isnt all that great. Messy juice, ohms, coils, batteries, expensive metal tubes, is it really worth the trouble???

and I miss my bigmouthfrog ashtray... he was sooo cute, always smiling, just like Mr. Froggy.

Seriously!!! I was driving and somehow broke a tank. Goop everywhere. Always have to clean the batts, too. Smokes are way easier. Plus, they leave little burn marks when dropped in the car. I don't like how vaping doesn't affect how I smell. I like to turn heads with that stench.

 

[e-pipeman]

Love the translation. I'd hope people would reason that homosexual butts would never fit in a pillowcase, maybe one or two.
Sleep deprivation is relative. Now you can catch up on late night infomercials (trans to UK: hour long commercials about products that are necessary to survival, like blenders and electric mops) and hallucinate, both of which are meant to be done simultaneously.

The only thing that is necessary to survival is tobacco. "Infomercial" sound like a stretch of boredom only alleviated by the "wit" of salesmen. I'll pass on that.

You may be reasoning right about butts - but one never knows when dealing with those from across the pond. What did King George the Third ever do to you? Ah yes - taxation.

 

[e-pipeman]

Seriously!!! I was driving and somehow broke a tank. Goop everywhere. Always have to clean the batts, too. Smokes are way easier. Plus, they leave little burn marks when dropped in the car. I don't like how vaping doesn't affect how I smell. I like to turn heads with that stench.

It is easy to smell when vaping if you vape roast chicken e-liquid. Really easy.

 

[RocketPuppy]

It is easy to smell when vaping if you vape roast chicken e-liquid. Really easy.

Haven't seen that flavor. Diy or pre-made?
Oh. Is it Camel cigs with the pastoral chicken coop painting/picture? It may only be a Thanksgiving holiday special in the states.

 

[e-pipeman]

Haven't seen that flavor. Diy or pre-made?
Oh. Is it Camel cigs with the pastoral chicken coop painting/picture? It may only be a Thanksgiving holiday special in the states.

It used to be part of Totally Wicked's Decadent Vapour Range. But now that I've given up vaping if I really want to smell bad I simply smear myself with excrement. If you smoke Golden Virginia while doing this the smell is even worse. Go on - you know you want to.


Yes - those are my feet.

 

[RocketPuppy]

It used to be part of Totally Wicked's Decadent Vapour Range. But now that I've given up vaping if I really want to smell bad I simply smear myself with excrement. If you smoke Golden Virginia while doing this the smell is even worse. Go on - you know you want to.
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Yes - those are my feet.

I want chicken now. That looks like a huge box. You must really enjoyed it before quitting.

Cute feet.

 

[The Ocelot]

I guess maybe, but if they are smoking analogs why should they be antonymous about it? They should smoke proudly, otherwise how are we going to get the generalized public to except us? It should be something like Smokers Together Forging Understanding.

Grammar Cat cringes.

 

[RocketPuppy]

Grammar Cat cringes.

That post is tame compared to the lack of correct homophone usage in the DIY forum.
It's acceptable if English is a second language, but many of the offenders are English only.
It's so cringe-worthy, I almost returned to vaping. Luckily, I remembered the detrimental chemicals used when processing e-juice.

 

[Ref Minor]

Just got word that my sister's 3 months pregnant. I know taste is subjective, but does anyone have any suggestions?.

I suggest you take precautions during your visits to your sisters.

 

[e-pipeman]

Does anyone agree that cigarette ends rescued from gutters make the most phenomenal body rub? (I would suggest a faecal rub first just to maximise the fragrance compounds).

 

[RocketPuppy]

If you add additional tar, it can be made into a revitalizing face mask. Leave it on for three days to maximize the formaldehyde and cadmium effects. It leaves skin feeling nicely weathered and singed. The musty fragrance alleviates the need to trim nose hairs for years.

Edit: whoops, wrong word

 

[Ref Minor]

If you add additional tar, it can be made into a revitalizing face mask. Leave it on for three days to maximize the formaldehyde and cadmium effects. It leaves skin feeling nicely weathered and singed. The musty fragrance alleviates the need to trim nose hairs for years.

Edit: whoops, wrong word

I can't understand why people spend extra for leather sofas because they are hard wearing and last forever and then turn round and complain that smoking makes their skin leathery, duh.

 

[RocketPuppy]

Leather sofas irk me. When wearing shorts on a hot day, my bum sticks to it. However, I enjoy bums sticking to my face, of course.

Edit: Amer trans: bum - ....

 

[supermarket]

Threads joking about smoking harmful cigarettes - ALLOWED.

Threads about vaping in the bathroom, aka vooping - NOT ALLOWED.

One example of why I'm excited to check out the vapor's underground forum (vapor joe's new forum) when it comes out .

I like this forum, I really do - but sometimes we all need to loosen up a bit

 

[s.richards1978]

Does anyone agree that cigarette ends rescued from gutters make the most phenomenal body rub? (I would suggest a faecal rub first just to maximise the fragrance compounds).

IMO, the best can be scraped from the bottom of outdoor, public style ashtrays. Especially after heavy rains. YMMV

 

[e-pipeman]

IMO, the best can be scraped from the bottom of outdoor, public style ashtrays. Especially after heavy rains. YMMV

Ah, but there's just something about gutter retrieval. There's the added goodness of spilt diesel, blood and dog excrement. Fragrant times are (h)ours. Oh yes my friend, just $20 can get you a bootful of the stuff (if you're too idle to collect your own, as I suspect most of us are).

 

[e-pipeman]

I've just tried something rather naughty. Rather than smoking a single B&H I lit two and find that I get far more smoke when toking them together. Do you suppose that these dual cigs setups could catch on? I mean CLOUDS.