Cigarette Newbie

[chellemmm]

I am going to throw down at you, hater. YES, I have something AGAINST all you CIGAR fan bois. Too expensive, not worth it, too complicated. NOW WHAT?

 

[Stephuhnator]

I am going to throw down at you, hater. YES, I have something AGAINST all you CIGAR fan bois. Too expensive, not worth it, too complicated. NOW WHAT?

Yeah, you right, they gave me bronchitis too...so I went back to smoking the hump back Camel cigs for a while.

Just get a Cowboy Killer and be done.

 

[AaronM]

I just finished building my first mod.

 

[Robino1]

 

[RosaJ]

"my family is not supportive, they just don't understand why I'm laughing so hard right now.

What should I do?"

Punch them. Do it HARD.

I can't stop laughing. That's probably what my neighbors are wondering since I live by myself.

 

[RosaJ]

ALWAYs believe EVEYRTHING you see on this FORUM becus it's all TRUE and even BETTER when posters SHOUT and Mispslee stuff.Imho.

I defiantly agree with you!

 

[RosaJ]

I have a noob question. Does the label "Lights" on a cigarette package mean they're for people on a diet?

 

[InTheShade]

I have a noob question. Does the label "Lights" on a cigarette package mean they're for people on a diet?

I think you'll find there are no calories in any cigarettes.

Light cigarettes are basically a copy of a clone - they will have a little metal nipple on the top of them - they leak like a monkey - so only get ones that say lites - they are the real ones.

 

[razor4432]

I have a noob question. Does the label "Lights" on a cigarette package mean they're for people on a diet?

Yes but you don't want them. The "lights" have ingredients that tend to be less addicting and don't provide the full "experience" when smoking. Go straight for unfiltered and take an 8 second drag like Pbusardo does. Perhaps 2 or 3 in a row!

 

[DJ RyckRak]

No Rosa...
Lights just means they are for new smokers...
Once you have smoked a few, you will have to upgrade anyways...
So you may as well go all the way and roll your own.

 

[razor4432]

Oh Light as in Light-weight. I get it now

Hmmm my carton a day must make me a sumo wrestler then? Maybe Chuck Norris?!?!

 

[RosaJ]

Can I get a different colored LED on the end?
If you add coloring to the tobacco, can you blow colored smoke?

P.S.
My garage door quit working now.

If you have one of those rotating colored paned lightbulbs from the late 60's that people used behind their Christmas Tree reflecting on their aluminum trees, you will get red, yellow, blue, and green. I'm all into recycling.

 

[RosaJ]

FDA warns: Colored lights may induce seizures !!!

Not only seizures, but it can call the attention of cheeldreen and emblazon in their innocent minds that smoking is groovy.

 

[Myk]

Oh, but is that SAFE? I only smoke organic tobacco flavored cancer sticks. None of that chemically enhanced stuff for me.

Organic Cancer Sticks are the only healthy option IMO.

 

[Myk]

Roll them up in the sleeve of your t-shirt. I don't know why this look hasn't been popular for the last forty years, but I think someone needs to bring it back. Along with handle bar mustaches.

It's a conspiracy from Big T-Shirt. They lowered the price on pocket T's and when everyone forgets how to do it they'll jack the pocket prices sky high.

 

[Ref Minor]

I have to WARN everyone that Big eCig are trying to RUIN our hobby, they are losing money from EVERYONE switching to cigarettes. They want to corner the MARKET and put gods own Mom and POP tobacco growing companies OUT of business. The voice in MY head tells me that I have to warn EVERYONE that Big eCig are in league with Devil who are THE government. I have a container of cigarette filters HIDDEN on my Oregon mountain farm and am growing my own TOBACCO. I now HAVE a homemade paper MILL I made from a design I found in Backwoods Tobacconist MAGAZINE and so I am confident I can make enough cigarettes to LAST me until the cancer has PROGRESSED enough that I won't need to smoke.

WE ALL NEED TO FIGHT BIG eCIG, WE HAVE TO STAND TOGETHER OR "THE MAN" WILL DRAG US FROM OUR BEDS AND SLAUGHTER OUR CHICKENS.

edit: OP get a cigar

 

[RosaJ]

i have to warn everyone that big ecig are trying to ruin our hobby, they are losing money from everyone switching to cigarettes. They want to corner the market and put gods own mom and pop tobacco growing companies out of business. The voice in my head tells me that i have to warn everyone that big ecig are in league with devil who are the government. I have a container of cigarette filters hidden on my oregon mountain farm and am growing my own tobacco. I now have a homemade paper mill i made from a design i found in backwoods tobacconist magazine and so i am confident i can make enough cigarettes to last me until the cancer has progressed enough that i won't need to smoke.

We all need to fight big ecig, we have to stand together or "the man" will drag us from our beds and slaughter our chickens.

oh no, not the chickens!!!

 

[The Ocelot]

The brown is from either TA or WTA. If you don't want that, try a different vendor. Those e-thingy's often don't have it. They are not "natural" though. And as everyone knows, no matter what color it is, natural is totally safe. Like lead and arsenic. Nature won't kill you...science will. Just ask Grizzly Adams...he's an expert.

I doubt B&H would crack someone's skull "open like an eggshell." Technology has come a long way since the 1800s. Especially with all the additives. I sleep much better at night knowing I can drop a cigarette on the bed and it won't catch fire since all US cigarettes are now "Fire Safe Cigarettes."

 

[RosaJ]

I doubt B&H would crack someone's skull "open like an eggshell," but I doubt it. Technology has come a long way since the 1800s. Especially with all the additives. I sleep much better at night knowing I can drop a cigarette on the bed and it won't catch fire since all US cigarettes are now "Fire Safe Cigarettes."

Yes, they won't light the bed on fire, because they come equipped with nano technology to know when the wad of lit tobacco falls on a piece of garment and catches fire every time. It never ceases to amaze me how they came up with it...

 

[AaronM]

I think my doctor is worried he is going to loose business from everyone switching to smoking. When I told him I made the switch he told me

"Well I'll see you again soon...... I hope"

So he knows!