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Sometimes I can't believe the nerve of some people, those vapers go too far. There I was standing outside the door of Wally World and trying to finish my custom mod cigar and coughing in such bliss. Next thing I know some vaper came out of the store and handed me an e-cig, brand new and told me to keep it. He even smiled at me and patted me on the back. The nerve of that person, trying to pass their bad habit along to me. Not to mention they did it in front of my 12 kids who were all with me!
 

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Sometimes I can't believe the nerve of some people, those vapers go too far. There I was standing outside the door of Wally World and trying to finish my custom mod cigar and coughing in such bliss. Next thing I know some vaper came out of the store and handed me an e-cig, brand new and told me to keep it. He even smiled at me and patted me on the back. The nerve of that person, trying to pass their bad habit along to me. Not to mention they did it in front of my 12 kids who were all with me!

I hope you quickly put it in your purse before the kids had a chance of seeing the shiny bling! I hope you coughed on the vaper's face for good measure.
 

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Brilliant!!!!

I've started coughing a lot and it was interfering with my smoking. I was taking my 15th dose of cough syrup and I had the most brilliant idea! Steep the tobacco in the cough syrup!! Kill 2 birds with one drag!
I've been smoking my cough medicine all morning and feel like a different person. My vision is a little blurry and I keep hearing strange noises, but the fact that I can't feel how sore my throat is anymore is worth it!
Oh, and the grape flavor isn't as good as that classic cough medicine cherry!
Highly recommended!
 

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~~ Hi classy.

I see you moderate the cig forum too. Nice to know. You keep it fair.

There's several OTHER forums that don't do this. And they let all those e-cig guys harass the smokers. It's sad. Then they pic on the mods.

Hi all. Does anyone know:
Do they have an e-cigs anonymous?
Oh, and I hear they are working on ceramic inserts for the cigs...much better wicking of the toxins. Please advise.
 

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OT post - why spend money on tires when you could buy Benson & Hedges? Just sayin'...

Tire fires taste almost as good and last a lot longer. I think my next mod will be a tire fire cig, that way I can get that flavor that comes in a few cigarettes in every one. Made with recycled tires of course because I'm an environmentalist.
 

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I fell off the smoking wagon while waiting for my twisted cigar and Lambourghini, I had a craving for strawberry short cake in a clearo, ack!! do you think there is hope for me??? I just can't seem to find a replacement for desert flavors and the cigs are all too tobaccoy. Has anyone tried to DIY their smokes? Maybe steep in strawberry flavor?? help!
 

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Tire fires taste almost as good and last a lot longer. I think my next mod will be a tire fire cig, that way I can get that flavor that comes in a few cigarettes in every one. Made with recycled tires of course because I'm an environmentalist.

If you like billowing clouds of really thick, black, almost gluey smoke, tire fires are the best. There's really nothing quite like it, except maybe a nice burning oil geyser, but they're kinda hard to smoke. Tires? Don't get me started!
 

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Sometimes I can't believe the nerve of some people, those vapers go too far. There I was standing outside the door of Wally World and trying to finish my custom mod cigar and coughing in such bliss. Next thing I know some vaper came out of the store and handed me an e-cig, brand new and told me to keep it. He even smiled at me and patted me on the back. The nerve of that person, trying to pass their bad habit along to me. Not to mention they did it in front of my 12 kids who were all with me!


I hope you quickly put it in your purse before the kids had a chance of seeing the shiny bling! I hope you coughed on the vaper's face for good measure.

Next time yell "BOMB" because we know those things explode!
 

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I fell off the smoking wagon while waiting for my twisted cigar and Lambourghini, I had a craving for strawberry short cake in a clearo, ack!! do you think there is hope for me??? I just can't seem to find a replacement for desert flavors and the cigs are all too tobaccoy. Has anyone tried to DIY their smokes? Maybe steep in strawberry flavor?? help!

What if you get some strawberry flavor from your stash of diy vaping days and insert a drop with a syringe into your cigarette. Use your blowdryer for a quick dry and smoke it. That would be having the best of both worlds! But then remember you'll be adding all those carcinogens from the strawberry flavor to the already FDA approved additives in cigarettes. You may not want to push your luck.
 

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I'm not as strong willed as you guys I guess. I just can't go cold turkey so I'm just trying to wean myself off some. I am currently using some of that soild gel oil tar from (MODERATED). It seems to work well but makes my fingers sore trying to squeeze it into the drip tip. I envy you guys that can just light it, suck it, toss it. Baby steps for me.
 
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I'm not as strong willed as you guys I guess. I just can't go cold turkey so I'm just trying to wean myself off some. I am currently using some of that soild gel oil tar from Fasttech. It seems to work well but makes my fingers sore trying to squeeze it into the drip tip. I envy you guys that can just light it, suck it, toss it. Baby steps for me.

Just take one day at a time. Before you know it, you'll be back to 3 packs a day. Enjoy!
 

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I fell off the smoking wagon while waiting for my twisted cigar and Lambourghini, I had a craving for strawberry short cake in a clearo, ack!! do you think there is hope for me??? I just can't seem to find a replacement for desert flavors and the cigs are all too tobaccoy. Has anyone tried to DIY their smokes? Maybe steep in strawberry flavor?? help!

Strawberries? Everyone knows only kids like strawberries. I don't think any kid should be smoking unless it's to get them off vaping. Adults like flavors like Burnt Tire, Flaming Oil Slick, Dirty Sweat Sock, Body Odor You Can't Believe Came Out Of Someone's Body, Distillery On A Humid Day.
If you really want to kick that vaping habit you need to try some of these flavors. Make smoking taste better than vaping.
 

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Strawberries? Everyone knows only kids like strawberries. I don't think any kid should be smoking unless it's to get them off vaping. Adults like flavors like Burnt Tire, Flaming Oil Slick, Dirty Sweat Sock, Body Odor You Can't Believe Came Out Of Someone's Body, Distillery On A Humid Day.
If you really want to kick that vaping habit you need to try some of these flavors. Make smoking taste better than vaping.

Myk, you mentioned strawberry, kids, and vaping all in the same paragraph. You'll be receiving your check for $20 from the FDA redeemable for a pack of cigarettes. That's how it works...
 

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Good idea! I was also thinking of using some White chocolate raspberry liqueur I have sitting around. A little concerned about lighting it tho from my past experience with vodka, but if it does catch fire no biggy because my eyebrows are already gone !

What if you get some strawberry flavor from your stash of diy vaping days and insert a drop with a syringe into your cigarette. Use your blowdryer for a quick dry and smoke it. That would be having the best of both worlds! But then remember you'll be adding all those carcinogens from the strawberry flavor to the already FDA approved additives in cigarettes. You may not want to push your luck.
 

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Good idea! I was also thinking of using some White chocolate raspberry liqueur I have sitting around. A little concerned about lighting it tho from my past experience with vodka, but if it does catch fire no biggy because my eyebrows are already gone !

I know a place that will tattoo eyebrows for you and if you add eye liner, they'll do it for half off.
 

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Smoking can be way cheaper than vaping because you can scrape the nicotine residue off your walls and car windshield and then reinsert it into new cigs. That way you don't waste any of the good stuff. They are having a great sale on gummy nicotine at onestoptarshop and myfreenicsmokes. Sometimes you even get a bonus hair or dust ball in it which adds extra flavor and flammability.
 

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Smoking can be way cheaper than vaping because you can scrape the nicotine residue off your walls and car windshield and then reinsert it into new cigs. That way you don't waste any of the good stuff. They are having a great sale on gummy nicotine at onestoptarshop and myfreenicsmokes. Sometimes you even get a bonus hair or dust ball in it which adds extra flavor and flammability.

How do you dilute the scrapings from the wall and is there a way to separate dry wall dust and paint particles from it without losing the gummyness from the smoke residue on the wall? The end result should be able to hold the tobacco fibers together for better ease in rolling. I think you may have something there...
 

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How do you dilute the scrapings from the wall and is there a way to separate dry wall dust and paint particles from it without losing the gummyness from the smoke residue on the wall? The end result should be able to hold the tobacco fibers together for better ease in rolling. I think you may have something there...

I use the premastication method. You can google it. I chew it all real good together over and over and gently place it from my mouth into a brown glass bottle. It's the same way a mom bird feeds her baby. That way no particles are wasted and you don't lose all those extra chemicals.
 
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