Cigarette Newbie

[beckyblue]

OMG! Brillo storage option!

 

[RosaJ]

OMG. So much to do, so little time...

B&H are fine. Simple hunting-and-gathering, then sensitive recycling of pre-smoked tobacco is fine. Even begging the occasional cig from some unsuspecting little old lady on the street is fine. Just forget the cigar trap. They'll ruin you. You'll end up in the poor house for the rest of your benighted days. Be warned.

'Nuff said.

Heck, I keep trying to break even but I'm too far into the red already!

 

[RosaJ]

OMG! Brillo storage option!

Oh, that's just wrong!!!

 

[fabricator4]

Everyone: you've all fallen for the cigar fanboyz. All of you. You have let yourself get so confused and distracted that they have definitively invaded what is left of your carbon-monoxide-soaked grey/gray cells. Don't complicate your existences. Don't fall for false patrioto-economic arguments. When you get a cigar-urge, it's only your consumptive ego. Lose it.

Bwahahaha!

Too late, cigarette smoking person! We've brainwashed you all and cigar sales are up 500%

 

[Maggiemw]

Bwahahaha!

Too late, cigarette smoking person! We've brainwashed you all and cigar sales are up 500%

500%??? 0 X 500 is still 0...[I think...let me go check that...Wiki-calculator is my friend]

Think you're so brave 'cause you're over there hiding in Queensland, do you? A pox on cigars and their purveyors, I say.

 

[The Ocelot]

OMG. So much to do, so little time...

Ocelot: you can't fly. Ocelots cannot fly. They are cats. Cats do not fly, they just think they do. They jump through the air, landing on helpless, hapless, hopeless victims, claws outstretched in landing position...but they do not FLY, properly speaking. Birds fly. Cats leap, pounce, jump...you get the picture. Known.

Do you need at picture? I don't want to make this personal, but I don't follow - I know it's unpopular, but that's how I am. Don't PM me, I have lots of burgers flipping. Personal I don't want to make this! Get OVER it! I smoke,,,,I fly! The SHEEP are known!

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[bnrkwest]

I am sooooooooooooooo excited!!! I just got my new twisted cigars and a Pink Lamborghini!!!!!!!!
I know now what the fanboys are talking about, this set us is top shelf!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to set up a payment plan for the next 30 years but it is totally worth it because now I can get to my nearest brick & mortar in 3 seconds flat! How cool is that!!! Only problem I can see is that everyone will want to steal my set up so I am afraid to take it out of the house now.

 

[chellemmm]

I was waiting for the sheep. You are all sheep. I don't appreciated the gangs mentality that many of you PMd me that it would be like that. because you are all sheep.,except hottie, she is funny haha and doesn't take her self very seriously. SERIOUSLY you guys need my burger recipe from here we all know how to cook meat. all kinds of meat. Ocelots can fly, they just need a ticket. PM me and I will get you one. SHEEP gang. i will follow no one, just because they have smoked for 39 years doesn't NOT make them an expert. Of which I am. I fly. In my job, you got a problem with my perfume or me? I own it, I will smoke it. In your face.

 

[chellemmm]

Seriously you guys need to move on because I NEVER said I would never fly.

 

[The Ocelot]

I was waiting for the sheep. You are all sheep. I don't appreciated the gangs mentality that many of you PMd me that it would be like that. because you are all sheep.,except hottie, she is funny haha and doesn't take her self very seriously. SERIOUSLY you guys need my burger recipe from here we all know how to cook meat. all kinds of meat. Ocelots can fly, they just need a ticket. PM me and I will get you one. SHEEP gang. i will follow no one, just because they have smoked for 39 years doesn't NOT make them an expert. Of which I am. I fly. In my job, you got a problem with my perfume or me? I own it, I will smoke it. In your face.

But with wages and benefits and I forgot what else, it would cost $25,000 to fly. Own the LeAtHeR SHEEP.

 

[chellemmm]

Hater sheep. LOL. Seriously the Ocelot I like you, but everyone else is a sheep and they follow gangs and bullies. I know it may not be the popular thing but I own it and go my own way and I have got ALOT of good advice about my device but I am sick of getting picked on especially in my sleep. Bullies and dogs and sheep oh my.

 

[Hulamoon]

Yep. Now tell me honestly that cigarettes aren't good for you! Heh! No vaperorerererr can match that one.

Don't they have special cigs with vitamins? Can you get caffeine too?

P.S.
(Atty's brain shrinks to grape size. Can't follow fancy-cat posts anymore. My turn to be confused. Going to call it a night.)

 

[The Ocelot]

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Yep. Now tell me honestly that cigarettes aren't good for you! Heh! No vaperorerererr can match that one.

And it's PINK!!!!!

 

[Hulamoon]

Ah yes, but WE still have pink lamborghinis and twist cigars. neena neena neena

Hater sheep. LOL. Seriously the Ocelot I like you, but everyone else is a sheep and they follow gangs and bullies. I know it may not be the popular thing but I own it and go my own way and I have got ALOT of good advice about my device but I am sick of getting picked on especially in my sleep. Bullies and dogs and sheep oh my.

 

[chellemmm]

I wont smoke pink, i am not a ten year old girl lol. It looks like fake chinese crap. I want to make my own juicy tobacco - i will call it crazee smokes, then i will be a MIllionaire. Flyer.

 

[The Ocelot]

Ah yes, but WE still have pink lamborghinis and twist cigars. neena neena neena

I'm not a hater, I don't fly like that, but wouldn't the twist cigar unravel when you smoked it?

 

[Maggiemw]

I am sooooooooooooooo excited!!! I just got my new twisted cigars and a Pink Lamborghini!!!!!!!!
I know now what the fanboys are talking about, this set us is top shelf!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to set up a payment plan for the next 30 years but it is totally worth it because now I can get to my nearest brick & mortar in 3 seconds flat! How cool is that!!! Only problem I can see is that everyone will want to steal my set up so I am afraid to take it out of the house now.
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I give up. I surrender. i can't fight it anymore. It's too hard being the lone voice of sanity in a world peopled with twisted cigar freaks and pink lamborghinistas, not to mention flying ocelots. I've had to censor the pics so my felines don't get any smart ideas.

Actually, does anybody even believe this guy? BT is probably paying him a pack a day of filterless Luckies just to post fake pictures here and show off...

[sending out a smoke signal to BT] I wonder if they'd pay me to change sides?

 

[chellemmm]

i smoke these when I fly because I paid extra for them and they were made for me specially. I can smell knockoffs a mile away, these are real. I have them made special. They are scented with leather and Versace cologne.

 

[The Ocelot]

I give up. I surrender. i can't fight it anymore. It's too hard being the lone voice of sanity in a world peopled with twisted cigar freaks and pink lamborghinistas, not to mention flying ocelots. I've had to censor the pics so my felines don't get any smart ideas.

Actually, does anybody even believe this guy? BT is probably paying him a pack a day of filterless Luckies just to post fake pictures here and show off...

[sending out a smoke signal to BT] I wonder if they'd pay me to change sides?

I think to be forgiven you have to start rolling cigars on your thighs.

 

[chellemmm]

Incoming.