Cigarette Newbie

[The Ocelot]

i smoke these when I fly because I paid extra for them and they were made for me specially. I can smell knockoffs a mile away, these are real. I have them made special. They are scented with leather and Versace cologne.View attachment 221087

Check into YSL "Jazz" I read it smells like tobacco and leather.

 

[chellemmm]

ARE you talking to me..because do you know me? you really need to move on because you are a straight up bully gang leader that most people who pm s me have warned about. I am going to bed because you are sheep bullies. PM d me the ocelotty because i like you and lol

 

[The Ocelot]

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Just so you follow, Google Smoking Lamb Cake

The leather is KNOWN

 

[The Ocelot]

Smoke the sheep - no cigar hate j/k j/k

 

[Ahoy]

Real smokers always liget their cigarettes via solar energy tp help the environment....so go get your magnifying glass and have at it

 

[Hulamoon]

I don't have any problem personally.

I'm not a hater, I don't fly like that, but wouldn't the twist cigar unravel when you smoked it?

 

[The Ocelot]

I don't have any problem personally.

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[e-pipeman]

I'm not participating in this thread anymore because NONE OF YOU will help me with my issue(s). I'll ask one more time. Why won't my thing work with my other thing that has the two thingys that with the atty wicky topppy bottomy double single coil uncoiled 520 809 box doohiggy? PLEASE RESPOND!

It seems to me that you are unsuccessfully attempting to vape. Good! This thread is about cigarette smoking. If you want to kill yourself with all that techy junk then the great news is - you're hopeless at it.

 

[beckyblue]

Seriously, I could use a little advice here, all. Since I've gone back to squonking my cigars hot and heavy, the detoxing from my years of vaping has really started to get rough on my my throat. Thinking of mixing it up with some of those puny e-cig-a-likes. Have any of you found that you agree with all the doctors that LUCKIES are less irritating?

And does "toasted" mean like a nice toasted marshmallow flavor? I could see getting the FULL flavor out of a few of those in my HUMMER...

 

[e-pipeman]

I am thinking of getting a cigar.

How about the "Gran Habano" from the early part of this thread? If you have a horse it would double-up as a useful jump.

 

[e-pipeman]

Can someone please tell we if I'm wrapping the coil all wrong?


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Wow - I need one of those! Can you get it with a green velour wrap?

 

[InTheShade]

Seriously, I could use a little advice here, all. Since I've gone back to squonking my cigars hot and heavy, the detoxing from my years of vaping has really started to get rough on my my throat. Thinking of mixing it up with some of those puny e-cig-a-likes. Have any of you found that you agree with all the doctors that LUCKIES are less irritating?

That dude looks like the Governor from The Shawshank Redemption.

"Vapes... like a fart in the wind"

 

[e-pipeman]

OMG. So much to do, so little time...

Ocelot: you can't fly. Ocelots cannot fly. They are cats. Cats do not fly, they just think they do. They jump through the air, landing on helpless, hapless, hopeless victims, claws outstretched in landing position...but they do not FLY, properly speaking. Birds fly. Cats leap, pounce, jump...you get the picture. Known.

Everyone: you've all fallen for the cigar fanboyz. All of you. You have let yourself get so confused and distracted that they have definitively invaded what is left of your carbon-monoxide-soaked grey/gray cells. Don't complicate your existences. Don't fall for false patrioto-economic arguments. When you get a cigar-urge, it's only your consumptive ego. Lose it.

B&H are fine. Simple hunting-and-gathering, then sensitive recycling of pre-smoked tobacco is fine. Even begging the occasional cig from some unsuspecting little old lady on the street is fine. Just forget the cigar trap. They'll ruin you. You'll end up in the poor house for the rest of your benighted days. Be warned.

'Nuff said.

A perfect summary. Cigars are not to be treated lightly - that way lies desolation boulevard.

 

[e-pipeman]

OMG! Brillo storage option!

The joy of the "Moob Flap" is that it helps to prevent your cigarettes from drying out.

 

[The Ocelot]

The joy of the "Moob Flap" is that it helps to prevent your cigarettes from drying out.

Not to mention bringing out the salty ocean breeze taste of Newports!

 

[e-pipeman]

I am sooooooooooooooo excited!!! I just got my new twisted cigars and a Pink Lamborghini!!!!!!!!
I know now what the fanboys are talking about, this set us is top shelf!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to set up a payment plan for the next 30 years but it is totally worth it because now I can get to my nearest brick & mortar in 3 seconds flat! How cool is that!!! Only problem I can see is that everyone will want to steal my set up so I am afraid to take it out of the house now.
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Perhaps you should use it in private to begin with for a little "me time". Then, as your confidence grows, light up a stogie and hit the autobahn. Smooth!

 

[e-pipeman]

I was waiting for the sheep. You are all sheep. I don't appreciated the gangs mentality that many of you PMd me that it would be like that. because you are all sheep.,except hottie, she is funny haha and doesn't take her self very seriously. SERIOUSLY you guys need my burger recipe from here we all know how to cook meat. all kinds of meat. Ocelots can fly, they just need a ticket. PM me and I will get you one. SHEEP gang. i will follow no one, just because they have smoked for 39 years doesn't NOT make them an expert. Of which I am. I fly. In my job, you got a problem with my perfume or me? I own it, I will smoke it. In your face.

Sheep. Flying ocelots. I smoke these HOW? I can't see them being a part of my newbie set-up. Not unless they come with some cool wraps.

 

[e-pipeman]

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Yep. Now tell me honestly that cigarettes aren't good for you! Heh! No vaperorerererr can match that one.

Great!Now when I smoke these I'll feel even better first thing in the morning. HAWK!

 

[Heden Aklowd]

Hi,
I just wanted to ask whether my proposed newbie setup is ok?

(a) 20 Benson & Hedges
(b) box of matches

I know that's a bit of a "here today, gone tomorrow" package but would it be enough to get me started?

Or should I go for it and buy a Dunhill pipe and solid gold Dunhill lighter? They have a great warranty and would last me a long time - I've read so much good stuff about them.

What do you think?

I think you should mod that sucker.
Get a cigarette holder & a bic lighter.

 

[e-pipeman]

I just want to thank everyone for spending so much of their valuable time advising this humble noob about my proposed set-up.

It can be so confusing - but I think I've come up with the perfect solution:

(a) 20 Benson & Hedges
(b) a box of matches

Thanks again,

e-pipeman