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Lerxst

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Are you Canadian? I told you my skills were rusty ;) Lido Beach...isn't that near Novia Scotia? Anyway, what is "Torque?" It is a cigar?

Huh uh, I just landed here. Don't know how, but there's sheep, shrimp, and a whole lot of grouper. My ship landed somewhere in a large bathtub that tasted a bit salty and oily. Anyway, yes! Torque is a cigar a large cigar with celery on top. It's a lot like other cigars but distinctive enough to make you think that it a special cigar. Special. Anyway (and you'll find I say this an ocelot), the sand is invasive - gets into everthing.
 

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Do they sell their head wear too?

Aww but don't ya wanna wear these instead? You'll REALLY stand out for the cause then!

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You'll always have something to smoke with ya this way!

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Hellen A. Handbasket

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Love it! Stylish and practical! Is the first pic showing where the term .... head came from???? bnrk

No, that is a term for those vaping PEOPLE.

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Bwahahaaaa

(this thread is as addicting as the ciggies!)
 

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The idea is pack as many people in the smoking barns to get as much smoke inhaled as possible then the tobacco ladies will give all attendees a tobacco leaf from their dress. They figured it will draw more men! Then a class on how to roll your own cigars to follow.

Will they be handing out free samples?
 

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Well, even my FEET smoke. That's how dedicated I am to smoking. I've come a long way baby!

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My favorite Prada *swoons*

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(Back on TOPIC) So e-pipeman, do not go for pipes, cigars or other fake cigarettes. Stick to the stinky sticks! They'll never go out of fashion or favor and nothing else has that azz wipe flavor.
Isn't that some kind of crappy cigarette commercial jingle? LOL

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I'm so glad I don't live in Albany! I just ordered a bunch of these from FastTech! I love the bling for me and I think they'll be great stocking stuffer for the kids at Christmas. I know, I spoil 'em :blush: but they look so dang cute trying to blow smoke rings. One of the boys really wants something with Thundercats on it, but I haven't had much luck. It seems like most of the stuff is made for girls. I guess that's right though, since girls grow up to be moms and they are the one who run the family. If Mom says it's okay, you know it is! Anyway, if anyone sees Thundercats, PM me. TIA

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Does anyone else find the man with the Hello Kitty ciggy holder just a tad disturbing??
 

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The smoke meet was a huge success!!!! We only had a dozen folks with excessive smoke inhalation and needed oxygen. Some of the tobacco dresses were high jacked by enthusiastic attendees. But the smoke was so thick no one noticed! We look fwd to next years meet!!! See ya there, bring oxygen just to be safe! It is rumored celebs showed up as well.schwarzenegger_cigar.jpgstone2Cigar.jpgJack-NicholsonCigar.jpg
 

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You should get a Zippo. They are way better than matches, last a lot longer, and give the best smoke possible.

I have found that matches impart a sulfur taste that is not very enjoyable to the smoking experience, while a Zippo gives a Kerosene like taste.

IMHO you really need to use:
DAVIDOFF PRESTIGE DUAL TORCH LIGHTER CHINA LACQUER PALLADIUM BLACK - Thompson Cigar

This is a butane lighter and produces the least ammount of off flavors. I cannot describe the difference this lighter can make in your smoking pleasure!
 
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