Cigarette Newbie

[Whosback]

I am having a hell of a time here. I have keep testing out different kind of the cigs out there. The camel shaped ones, the ones that are meant for cowboys those ones form that pall guy. They just all taste the same they give off this burn turd flavor and I keep going back to vaping, I know a lot of people just smoke once and forget it, but I can't. I really need help I can't just keep buying all this expensive equipment all the time. Help me out please.

 

[kiwivap]

I am having a hell of a time here. I have keep testing out different kind of the cigs out there. The camel shaped ones, the ones that are meant for cowboys those ones form that pall guy. They just all taste the same they give off this burn turd flavor and I keep going back to vaping, I know a lot of people just smoke once and forget it, but I can't. I really need help I can't just keep buying all this expensive equipment all the time. Help me out please.

You are new to it so your taste buds can't tell the difference. Drink lots. Occasionally drink a little water as well as drinking lots.
Get a cigar.

 

[CES]

What's the conversion factor for cigs to cigars?

If I want to switch from cigs to cigars, and i smoke 30 cigs a day, how many cigars do i need to order?
and do the cigars come with a good DOA warrenty?

 

[Myk]

Does anyone know if I'm allowed to market cigarettes as a vaping cessation device?

And any idea for some good bling mods for my oxygen tanks and mask?

 

[e-pipeman]

I am having a hell of a time here. I have keep testing out different kind of the cigs out there. The camel shaped ones, the ones that are meant for cowboys those ones form that pall guy. They just all taste the same they give off this burn turd flavor and I keep going back to vaping, I know a lot of people just smoke once and forget it, but I can't. I really need help I can't just keep buying all this expensive equipment all the time. Help me out please.

It sounds to me as if you need to go back to first principles. You will need:

(a) 20 Benson & Hedges
(b) a box of matches

Thousands of newbies have started using this set-up - and you can do it, too. Don't give up!

Oh, and the "burn turd" smell - you may have set fire to your trousers.

 

[mediocre toker]

Anybody know what cig makes the biggest "burn holes"?

You know, in your carpeting, clothing, motor vehicle upholstery.

I kinda like to show off my new hobby (i.e., sometimes I run out or don't actually have one lit, but I want people to know I"m a HUGE smoker and the burn holes would bear witness to that.)

I forgot to use an ash tray once and this happened









On the upside though it didn't have to go to the wood yard to stock up until the next day. Which was good. Also i never once had to scratch about searching for a lighter or a box of matches as i had a ready-to-use flame right in front of me.
On the downside though, every time i tried to light another dog-end this kept happening
















I'm now living here. which is great because i can eat sleep smoke and do the toilet without me having to lift a finger. The book I'm reading is the bible because it makes for great rolling papers. Toodle-pip.

 

[jtpjc]

I'm now living here. which is great because i can eat sleep smoke and do the toilet without me having to lift a finger. The book I'm reading is the bible because it makes for great rolling papers. Toodle-pip.
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Hey, that would be a great slogan for a commercial: "Cigarettes make life bearable."

 

[Brewmaster B]

but yeah.... still funny.

 

[Kopfstimmen]

I'm now living here. which is great because i can eat sleep smoke and do the toilet without me having to lift a finger. The book I'm reading is the bible because it makes for great rolling papers. Toodle-pip.
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Now that's a nice picture, mediocre. Reminds me of my younger days - here's a picture of me back when I was a young lad.

 

[djtonyb]

I've been hearing a lot about "box mods", and am interested in how they work. Do you just light the end of the box? For better smoke production, would you just light the entire carton?

 

[e-pipeman]

I've been hearing a lot about "box mods", and am interested in how they work. Do you just light the end of the box? For better smoke production, would you just light the entire carton?

The box mod is actually a transportation device similar to a "case". Particularly fine examples can be found in oak, teak and walnut, whereas other are made of mdf or old teabags. It's entirely down to your budget imho.

 

[Kopfstimmen]

I've been hearing a lot about "box mods", and am interested in how they work. Do you just light the end of the box? For better smoke production, would you just light the entire carton?

Well, djtonyb, speaking from my unique "employment situation", a box mod is great. You find an old skillet that someone threw out, and place it in the middle of your refrigerator box. Pile it high with old butts, light them up, and enjoy the lovely smoke.

 

[bnrkwest]

Have you tried a cigar??? much better than the slim type cigs. More flavor and longer burn time hands down!

I sincerely hope you don't get dinged by the Mods for that!! That was ROFLMFAO!!

Back OT:

I really need help. I've tried B&H, Kool and the ones packaged in red..... What is your favorite and where do you get them? Only serious replies, please. Links required!


(I don't know how to use google)

 

[Racehorse]

My girly cig:
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[bnrkwest]

This is the top of the line "Box Mod" it has a huge waiting list and a high resale value. The trunk is filled with tobacco leaves, leaves are light on fire one at a time in a metal box and the smoke is delivered directly into the car cab for a full smoke filled experience. It is the best!!!!!!!!! I hear if you buy the kit the castle comes with it! It is called the "Rolls"

I've been hearing a lot about "box mods", and am interested in how they work. Do you just light the end of the box? For better smoke production, would you just light the entire carton?

 

[RosaJ]

I've been hearing a lot about "box mods", and am interested in how they work. Do you just light the end of the box? For better smoke production, would you just light the entire carton?

Sure, as long as you're aware of the symptoms of nic od.

 

[Kopfstimmen]

One should add that the cardboard in any box mod doesn't contain nicotine. That's where your old vaping stuff can come in. Infuse the cardboard with your old nic liquid, and you can adjust the concentration of nic upward if you're one of those newbies that needs more starting out.

 

[jtpjc]

This is me with a cigarette, an e-cig and a cigar. As you can clearly see, vaping makes you fatter:

 

[jtpjc]

Oh, and try looking this cool with an e-cig. That's totally impossible:

 

[Ref Minor]

It sounds to me as if you need to go back to first principles. You will need:

(a) 20 Benson & Hedges
(b) a box of matches

Thousands of newbies have started using this set-up - and you can do it, too. Don't give up!

Oh, and the "burn turd" smell - you may have set fire to your trousers.

No, just get a cigar