Cigarette Newbie

[RosaJ]

What the hell....
Now I have to mod the mod- before I can soak it in urine for a month and lacquer it !!!
This is pissing me off...
(Note to self- Catch the urine for seasoning per epipeman)
I just want to smoke some cob !

But think of when you smoke that baby when it's well seasoned. It's worth the wait imho. Just get a cigar in the meantime.

 

[RosaJ]

What about the kerosene ...
I have read on cig forum that it enhances the TH ???

No, the kerosene is for your Zippo.

 

[RosaJ]

Be careful with this phrase. In some cultural traditions it refers to a taboo practice and is punishable by amputation. Just sayin'.

Oh, that's just wrong!

 

[RosaJ]

You are such a noob... I bet you didn't even get the button nose to go with your corn cob pipe did you? I wish people would stop recommending advanced mods like the CCP to beginners, we are turning too many people off of smoking by having them believe it is to difficult in the beginning.

Yes, totally agree. Best set up for noobs is: A pack of Benson & Hedges, and a box of matches. Best to keep it simple in the beginning.

 

[RosaJ]

And the rest of your legs?

Maybe he's trying to roll his own cigars.

 

[RosaJ]

Guess what's for dinner?

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Where did you get the chicken noodle flavored pack? I could kill 2 birds with one stone and have lunch and a cigarette all in one. Great idea!

 

[Myk]

Is it La Bic or Le Bic? I don't want to sound like a newbie when I order and have those sneaky Canadians take advantage of me.

I'm not really sure. Male and female words is where I got hung up learning French.

I think Le Bic is the dark manly colors like black, brown and blue. La Bic would be the pinks, yellows and oranges.

 

[RosaJ]

You are so right!! No matter what e-cigarette manufacturers think and what designs they come out with, vaping will never be as cool as smoking! I mean come on, walking around with that thing stuck stuck in his mouth? They can't be serious!

Not only that but if you're vaping while driving your car and have to put the breaks on, you're liable to break your front teeth. So glad I'm back to the soft cigs.

 

[RosaJ]

Do you have to give each of the mules its own name or do you just call them "Mule?" What if there is one on the couch and I want it to move? If I yell "Mule move!" will they all move? Are they easy to tell apart? I don't know if I can remember 20 names.

I don't know. Maybe they answer to the word "YOU" as you point your finger at them. That's a good question, I'm sure someone with more experience will chime in soon.

 

[The Ocelot]

I am so in love with that Kanger BOy. I wonder if he smokes on the side?

Back off Missy! I saw him first! We have an history with sheep gumbo. The LeAtHeR shrimp are KNOWN. Own IT.

 

[RosaJ]

off topic: great name for a juice - Tears of Laughter

Oh, I'm not into salty flavors...

 

[The Ocelot]

Not only that but if you're vaping while driving your car and have to put the breaks on, you're liable to break your front teeth. So glad I'm back to the soft cigs.

I love how he looks all wounded and brooding. It makes me want to hold him in my arms and give him a cigarette - he doesn't have to be alone breathing on his own.

 

[RosaJ]

I'm not really sure. Male and female words is where I got hung up learning French.

I think Le Bic is the dark many colors like black, brown and blue. La Bic would be the pinks, yellows and oranges.

If you order more than one then you're safe because then it's Les Bic.

 

[razor4432]

I have a problem. My mouth has recently become full of blisters. I started stuffing my mouth with the leftover bits of tobacco from the bottom of cigarette packs and the tidbits from smoked cig-butts and lighting it. The throat hit and flavor is out of this world but my mouth gets burned every single time. Can someone help a noob out and tell me what I'm doing wrong please!

 

[RosaJ]

I have a problem. My mouth has recently become full of blisters. I started stuffing my mouth with the leftover bits of tobacco from the bottom of cigarette packs and the tidbits from smoked cig-butts and lighting it. The throat hit and flavor is out of this world but my mouth gets burned every single time. Can someone help a noob out and tell me what I'm doing wrong please!

It all depends on your inhaling technique.

 

[BmoreDoug]

I have a problem. My mouth has recently become full of blisters. I started stuffing my mouth with the leftover bits of tobacco from the bottom of cigarette packs and the tidbits from smoked cig-butts and lighting it. The throat hit and flavor is out of this world but my mouth gets burned every single time. Can someone help a noob out and tell me what I'm doing wrong please!

We've all done that. Drink some more water.

 

[The Ocelot]

If you order more than one then you're safe because then it's Les Bic.

I smoke cigars, but I'm not that way. Some of my best friends are, so it's cool and everything, I just don't want to give the Canadians the wrong idea. They might be prejudice and rip me off.

 

[The Ocelot]

I have a problem. My mouth has recently become full of blisters. I started stuffing my mouth with the leftover bits of tobacco from the bottom of cigarette packs and the tidbits from smoked cig-butts and lighting it. The throat hit and flavor is out of this world but my mouth gets burned every single time. Can someone help a noob out and tell me what I'm doing wrong please!

You should see a doctor, but don't say what you've been doing. Allott of medical people are misinformed about cigarettes and will tell you to stop smoking. Say you've been vaping Atomic Cinnacide the treatment will be the same anyway.

 

[Hellen A. Handbasket]

Well I have to step outside to smoke my cig. My hubby is not very supportive of my new cig habit. It almost makes me want to go back to vaping.

Well, just blow it in his face and keep on smoking in the house. He'll come around soon and most husbands even start asking you if they can light your cigarette for you (if you start withholding other things *wink*).

Besides, he'll thank you for smoking when he doesn't have to paint the walls in the house anymore because they'll just start changing color on their own each year from a sunny drippy yellow to a lovely neutral brown tone that will go with any decor.

 

[djtonyb]

OK, now that I've gotten the box mod completely figured out thanks to the wonderful people on this forum (really, you guys are the bees knees!), I realize that I have several hundred feet of silica wick, Kanthal, non-resistance wire, and stainless mesh. I also have 15 gallons of 100mg nic in my freezer, and a 55 gallon drum each of VG and PG, plus several thousand different flavoring vials. Can these be repurposed, or should I just throw them away? (I have turned my 2000 18650 batteries into a servicable home power backup, in case there's a hurricane this season) Hints or tips?