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e-pipeman

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Yes. Independence. I believe it is the duty of every English man to move to Scotland in time for them to get a vote for independence. I'm here for England. What about you?

A clever ruse - I must contact Pickfords. :)

Given that Mr Salmond wishes to keep the pound and the Queen, do you think he is confusing "independence" with "business as usual"?

I still can't find a donkey-shaped cigarette dispenser that will go with my decor. Perhaps I shall have to cave in and get the elephant instead. :(
 

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Before i moved to Scotland there was a 32% yes vote for independence. After i moved this jumped to 37%. Another 10 people moving to Scotland, I'm sure would push this motion through:D

It is surprising how cigars can be fashioned into novelty shapes like this. I found one in the gutter the other day but it was difficult to light and tasted awful. Ymmv.
 

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epipeman. Try this awesome dispenser once independence has been achieved
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epipeman. Try this awesome dispenser once independence has been achieved
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It's certainly a stunner but unless my cigarette is dispensed from an animal's rear end I would feel that I was missing out on something. BTW with this design wouldn't the cigarettes be wet? I'd spend most of the day mopping up champagne, I fear.
 

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What about Wales?
Next on my list.
2014 independence referendum
2015 providing independence has been achieved move to Wales and try for their independence too.
2018 Move to jolly old England duty done. No shots fired. Real anarchy in action.
2020 Take over the English crown citing the break-up of the u of k and it's mismanagement by the current head of state
 

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Next on my list.
2014 independence referendum
2015 providing independence has been achieved move to Wales and try for their independence too.
2018 Move to jolly old England duty done. No shots fired. Real anarchy in action.
2020 Take over the English crown citing the break-up of the u of k and it's mismanagement by the current head of state

There's nothing wrong with ambition.
 

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Despite the unusual fact that almost all of my direct ancestors on both my mother and father's sides were in what became the US prior to the 1700s, I couldn't be more Welsh. I'm a direct descendant of Madog ap Maredudd (died 1160) the last Prince of the entire Kingdom of Powys. Upon learning of this, I demanded back taxes from my English ex-husband who still lives inPowys
 

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Despite the unusual fact that almost all of my direct ancestors on both my mother and father's sides were in what became the US prior to the 1700s, I couldn't be more Welsh. I'm a direct descendant of Madog ap Maredudd (died 1160) the last Prince of the entire Kingdom of Powys. Upon learning of this, I demanded back taxes from my English ex-husband who still lives inPowys

There's nothing wrong with ambition.
 

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It is surprising how cigars can be fashioned into novelty shapes like this. I found one in the gutter the other day but it was difficult to light and tasted awful. Ymmv.
You have to pick out the nuts before lighting. Unless you want fireworks.You really are a newbie!
 

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Despite the unusual fact that almost all of my direct ancestors on both my mother and father's sides were in what became the US prior to the 1700s, I couldn't be more Welsh. I'm a direct descendant of Madog ap Maredudd (died 1160) the last Prince of the entire Kingdom of Powys. Upon learning of this, I demanded back taxes from my English ex-husband who still lives inPowys
Highly contagious to cats. This would explain a lot
 

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Now that some of you in this thread (those who aren't pinheads) have made that brave transition back to cigars, a little personality assessment for you -

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Some good information there becks.(nice to see you back)
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This is how i hold mine.
What does this say about me?
 

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Just that someone's jealous of Ref Minor's honker. Sure, it decreases the capacity of the flask, but you could celebrate your big gala day with this beauty -

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I'll take two .This would take care of any capacity problems. It's either that or...................................................................................
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