Oh dear. Time for a lie-down, I think. When you wake up you'll have forgotten this moment of madness and happily spark up. If you have trouble sleeping imagine listening to the theme tune to "The Magic Roundabout". Works a treat!
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Oh dear. Time for a lie-down, I think. When you wake up you'll have forgotten this moment of madness and happily spark up. If you have trouble sleeping imagine listening to the theme tune to "The Magic Roundabout". Works a treat!
It's okay - it's the vapor you didn't vape that counts. You need to gets some Sobranies. Maybe that Netherlandish guy could send you some. I think they're French or maybe Spanish, anyway, somewhere near the Netherworld. I'm almost sure they have cars there.
ETA: I was wrong, they're from London - I'm sure one of the blokes can get them for you.
The Cocktails are nice and pretty, aren't they? The Black Russian are much smarter and go with any outfit.
CommaHolly, hear me now and understand me later, I must reiterate that those e-cigalikes make for a slippery slope; they will set you up for a fall, a mighty fall into the maple-scented muck and mire of pg and vg; when the siren song of such half-steps up from 510s call you, you must cover your ears and "LA, LA, LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" with all your might; pry that monkey from your back once and for all, hurl him out the window, and get a cigar!
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ok THIS is what I need!!!!!!!!!!
I wondered what had caused that big crack across your nose but was too embarrassed to ask.
One should never be embarrassed when wanting to comment on a facial deformity. If I spot someone with a pimple my normal reaction would be to shout "Hey, Warty! You need plastic surgery for your tumour." This also explains how I got the big crack across my nose.
I find I have to keep back spacing snarky comments out.
I thought it was a permanent indentation from an air tube thingy. But being a noob and all at the smoking, I don't think he would be at that highly sought after stage so soon.
I love the way you people from the U of K even insult each other politely. Well done.
Well, actually, the English are much more enigmatic than they appear. Similar to the Japanese and their who bows lower nonsense, there is a subtext to English social intercourse incomprehensible to other cultures. Remarkably, whilst in school their children are not taught about the American Revolution. Can you imagine? Their children are taught that some colonists were sent to an new land and wanted to stay there. How lovely! Go forth and make a nice country - watch out for the French though...
Not having to learn all that drivel about founding fathers, declarations, rights, constitutions, statehoods and whatnot, leaves more time to perfect the arts of subtle condescension and witty passive-aggression. They learn about posture; they learn how to properly look down one's nose and sniff; they learn how express extreme irritation by simply enunciating emphatically revealing the accent of a higher class. It's no wonder their language is so rich in insultives, they've been speaking it longer than we have:
Shakespeare's Insult Generator
And then, there's the fish...
American Revolution, didn't the terrorists win that one? And now look at them, still can't make a decent cup of tea.
In my day we were taught about the American Revolution in school. Essays abounded with words and phrases such as "treachery", "ingratitude" and "render unto Caesar". Nowadays I understand that something called "Cultural Studies" is taught, and that is why America does not feature in the curriculum. I expect that some schools teach about it but you probably have to pay to attend them.
Incomprehensible is an understatement. I was having social intercourse with some English chick and she asked if I'd like to give her a ring or knock her up. Whoa lady, slow down!
No one does slapstick silly like the English!!!!!!! 
bnrk (who just happens to be Irish, Scott and English, a nice UK mutt that is & a Colonist for generations since the Revolution)
a nice pic from the Colonist smoking days
bnrk (who just happens to be Irish, Scott and English, a nice UK mutt that is & a Colonist for generations since the Revolution) a nice pic from the Colonist smoking days
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Or.In my day we were taught about the American Revolution in school. Essays abounded with words and phrases such as "treachery", "ingratitude" and "render unto Caesar". Nowadays I understand that something called "Cultural Studies" is taught, and that is why America does not feature in the curriculum. I expect that some schools teach about it but you probably have to pay to attend them.
"Take that! you rotter"
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