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Myk

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Next on my list.
2014 independence referendum
2015 providing independence has been achieved move to Wales and try for their independence too.
2018 Move to jolly old England duty done. No shots fired. Real anarchy in action.
2020 Take over the English crown citing the break-up of the u of k and it's mismanagement by the current head of state

Why not go directly to England and try for independence there?
 

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Why not go directly to England and try for independence there?
No.No.No.
This will not do it.
England will never change the status-quo as is.
But break-up the u.k. first then go back and tell everybody that it was the current regime that did it.
Easier to take over then.
It's all about the long game.
 

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Try to get into smoking as young as possible. Then you will be more experienced and look cooler when you most want to (i.e. teens to twenties and beyond)
Unless you want to look like this wannabe
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Obviously the younger the better.
This a good age to start.
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this is an even better age
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And this is the ideal we should all be aiming for
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Try to get into smoking as young as possible. Then you will be more experienced and look cooler when you most want to (i.e. teens to twenties and beyond)
Unless you want to look like this wannabe
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I haven't had coffee yet. For some reason for a second I thought that was Angelina Jolie.
 

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As a Brit, one of the best things about switching back to smoking is not having to drink a gallon of strong coffee a day just to keep my teeth an acceptable shade of yellow.

Yes - it's good to get back to that winning smile.

Look how happy cigarettes made me. Note the cigar shaped gap in the middle for a real professional smoke. This way i don't even need to use my hands which can then be used for rolling yet another cigar on my virgin thighs. Also note that this was taken before i burnt my beard off in a previous post but note the burnt skin underneath from a another of my previous failed lighting experiments.I've had some pretty wild times from experimental smoking adventures and I'm sure you will agree that this picture sums up my smoking life admirably.
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Look how happy cigarettes made me. Note the cigar shaped gap in the middle for a real professional smoke. This way i don't even need to use my hands which can then be used for rolling yet another cigar on my virgin thighs. Also note that this was taken before i burnt my beard off in a previous post but note the burnt skin underneath from a another of my previous failed lighting experiments.I've had some pretty wild times from experimental smoking adventures and I'm sure you will agree that this picture sums up my smoking life admirably.
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Wow - I've never seen such a cool dental setup before! The cigar-shaped gap is a work of genius imho!
 

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I got the GF a cigar to get her off her Provari.
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Keeping the faith. I like it. You're a great BF to her. she is soooo lucky to have such a caring and responsible guy like you for a BF.
Give it a year or two smoking that bad boy and she too will have the gap to which she obviously aspires to. Who knows what she'll do with her hands once she has "the gap". The mind boggles:p
 
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I know you Brits love your yellow teeth :)2cool:), and I know you love your gardening :))), but hats off to your countryman who married these loves with his PASSION for smoking:toast:!

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I believe that installation won the Chelsea Flower Show, "Inspired by the World" category garden. I believe it was titled, Alabama Hoedown.
 
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