Cigarette Newbie

[e-pipeman]

I was looking at my now obsolete ecigs... and was wondering... maybe I could mod them into something useful... like a flashlight... or a laser pointer... or maybe a Sonic Screwdriver! That would be cool! And my Reo would make a great cigarette case!

I think it would be possible to turn a Screwdriver into a torch. As for your old Vamo V3 - perhaps your gf could find a use for it?

 

[e-pipeman]

I have recently been corresponding with an expert in all matters Chinese, a Mr B. Oiling-Water. He has suggested an excellent accompaniment to our tobacco habit, know to him as "tea". Apparently you take leaves (sounds like tobacco), steep them in hot water, and drink the resultant fluid. This can be used to remove tar/sludge deposited on the back of the throat by B&H. Also it can be ordered directly from FastTea in Honk Konk at considerable savings compared to normal B&M prices. What do you guys think?

 

[Ref Minor]

I have recently been corresponding with an expert in all matters Chinese, a Mr B. Oiling-Water. He has suggested an excellent accompaniment to our tobacco habit, know to him as "tea". Apparently you take leaves (sounds like tobacco), steep them in hot water, and drink the resultant fluid. This can be used to remove tar/sludge deposited on the back of the throat by B&H. Also it can be ordered directly from FastTea in Honk Konk at considerable savings compared to normal B&M prices. What do you guys think?

After switching from eCigs to Cigs, many people miss the hobby and collecting aspect of ecigs. Tea can help to replace this. There are hundreds of different flavours to collect and try and many different tea delivery systems, T-Pots, T-Balls etc. many Arguments can be had over which gives the best flavour and aroma.

 

[jtpjc]

I know, I'm a noob, but can you inhale tea?

 

[jtpjc]

I think it would be possible to turn a Screwdriver into a torch. As for your old Vamo V3 - perhaps your gf could find a use for it?

I don't have a gf, you insensitive clod.

 

[e-pipeman]

I know, I'm a noob, but can you inhale tea?

If you use a nasal spoon combined with a barley straw (make sure that the barley straw is slightly green or you could have problems with splitting)

 

[e-pipeman]

I don't have a gf, you insensitive clod.

They might have them at FastTea.

 

[jtpjc]

Do you have to cool down the tea before inhaling? Sorry for all the stupid questions.

 

[jtpjc]

I just went to FastTea and they have, like, Everything!!! I just found me a new dealer!!!

 

[jtpjc]

Anyone have experiences with this FastTea? Maybe we should open a special thread about this company.

 

[e-pipeman]

Do you have to cool down the tea before inhaling? Sorry for all the stupid questions.

I have heard that some people lined their nostrils with asbestos, but they all died.

If you want to inhale it hot you could try putting the tea in a bowl and a towel over your head. This works better if the bowl is in the same room as you. Ymmv.

 

[Ref Minor]

I know, I'm a noob, but can you inhale tea?

If watching something amusing on TV, then yes, it is common occurrence.

 

[jtpjc]

They even have Tea in Coffee flavor!!! It is made of all natural roasted Tea Beans.

 

[e-pipeman]

Anyone have experiences with this FastTea? Maybe we should open a special thread about this company.

Threads like that often get shut down very quickly. You could post in the Snus forum as they are also using tobacco.

 

[e-pipeman]

They even have Tea in Coffee flavor!!! It is made of all natural roasted Tea Beans.

I have heard that tea-beans taste better if they pass through the intestinal tract of an ocelot. I'm giving it a miss myself.

 

[jtpjc]

If I set fire to the tea, will it function like a Lampe Bergier?

 

[Ref Minor]

I have recently been corresponding with an expert in all matters Chinese, a Mr B. Oiling-Water. He has suggested an excellent accompaniment to our tobacco habit, know to him as "tea". Apparently you take leaves (sounds like tobacco), steep them in hot water, and drink the resultant fluid. This can be used to remove tar/sludge deposited on the back of the throat by B&H. Also it can be ordered directly from FastTea in Honk Konk at considerable savings compared to normal B&M prices. What do you guys think?

Big Coffee is already lobbying to have the Mom & Pop Teahouses shut down. Bunch of Barstucks.

 

[e-pipeman]

If I set fire to the tea, will it function like a Lampe Bergier?

I am sure that you would produce a novel fragrance by doing so.

 

[jtpjc]

Where is The Ocelot when you need him?

Yeah I know, that was way too easy.

 

[jtpjc]

Bunch of Barstucks.

I like to call them Bar*ucks HAHAHA!!!