I am a guy. One member of a larger grouping. And for some reason we like to talk about our junk. You know we are male. So, the assumption is you know that we have a penis. But we feel compelled to remind you of this just in case you have forgotten.
For instance, my wife has a terrible memory. She forgets stuff and loses things all the time. As a dutiful husband I have an obligation to ensure that she doesn't forget that I am male and therefore equipped for her satisfaction.
If, however, you haven't forgotten that men have penises, I apologize on behalf of all males when one of us takes the time and effort to remind you. Just try and remember that we are doing it for your own good.
In this case, Michelle has expressed a preference. n00b has indicated that he fulfills her requirements and wants to reassure her that such a thing does exist, lest she despair.
For instance, my wife has a terrible memory. She forgets stuff and loses things all the time. As a dutiful husband I have an obligation to ensure that she doesn't forget that I am male and therefore equipped for her satisfaction.
If, however, you haven't forgotten that men have penises, I apologize on behalf of all males when one of us takes the time and effort to remind you. Just try and remember that we are doing it for your own good.
In this case, Michelle has expressed a preference. n00b has indicated that he fulfills her requirements and wants to reassure her that such a thing does exist, lest she despair.