They always come in a pair, but somehow I'm always short one.
And unfortunately, I can't even blame the dryer for this! Where do they go?
And unfortunately, I can't even blame the dryer for this! Where do they go?
Condoms are like socks....
- Thread starter CatMommy
- Start date
- th_trl_thread_readers 0
- Status
LOL...I keep losing my silicone slip covers (condoms)....
OHHHHHHH. You see, I TOTALLY took that literally and was like, ...wtf?
We always have extra's around, so, remember, if you want some, you need to request in comments section
Steve
Steve
LOL...sorry, I should have been more clear.
Funny enough MK, I have 13 carts going and 13 .... plugs...Why do I have all the plugs, but not all the condoms? It's so weird.
There's a gnome somewhere in the 4th dimension with my missing socks and condoms in a pile laughing at me...
Funny enough MK, I have 13 carts going and 13 .... plugs...Why do I have all the plugs, but not all the condoms? It's so weird.
There's a gnome somewhere in the 4th dimension with my missing socks and condoms in a pile laughing at me...
OK...so then my question would be: Why am I always missing condoms and why does Steve have extra???
Are they like homing pigeons?
Do they fly back to Chicago as soon as I take them off a cart?
Are they like homing pigeons?
Do they fly back to Chicago as soon as I take them off a cart?
There's not enough space for as many LOL smilies I need for that one Taryn....
And I do think he is laughing at me!
I believe the protocol for gnome kidnappings involves keeping a diary and taking pictures of his adventures!
Is this him??
I'm half awake and sat here for about 3 minutes looking back and forth between this and my tv show just waiting to catch that gnome beating the other guy.
I'm half awake and sat here for about 3 minutes looking back and forth between this and my tv show just waiting to catch that gnome beating the other guy.
LOL That would have been grand!
Pics?
you know... anyone except a V4L lover would want to know why you need 2 condoms at once
I've been out of touch lately - I have missed all of you with your humor. This thread has brightened my day. You are all great!
I cleaned out my closets today..I came up with those dratted wire hangers! Where do they come from? I threw them all away years ago. Is your Gnome swapping my plugs for those things? (I do think they breed..in the dark..yuck!)
- Status
Similar threads
- Locked
