#3The Great New Years Day Fly Massacre: I have to begin this one with a little back story. We Joness were Northern Virginia transplants from the suburbs to the rural beauty of Central Virginia. My parents had a choice; buy "Old Station" in Kitty Hawk and restore it from a near catastrophic hurricane or change our lives completely and buy a farm. They chose the farm, they wanted us to appreciate more than money and wants as we became adults, plus I had two horses in Manassas that we were travelling an hour a day to care for which were my life. The farm was so foreign to us, we failed at everything; farming, growing, keeping this old house from falling apart. But the one thing we succeded in was love. This old house was the place everyone wanted to be; every weekend we would have people lined up like cordwood in palets on the living room floor in front of the woodstove, sleeping, never wanting to leave. This New Years, only my mom was still with us, but it was still the flop house for everyone we loved. New Years Eve we had our "New Years Eve" which was wonderful because my mom made everything gracious and wonderful that she touched. We all stayed up all night, partied way too hard and slept where we fell. The one thing about this farm that tormented my dad was the FLIES!!! Never in the history of man has there been a place that has so many flies, I still fight them every year they are a remarkable force of nature. Anyway, we woke up on New Years Morning and looked at the ceilings and there were thousands upon thousands of little black flies!!! It was on of those Indian Summer days and the flies woke up and oh my god were there flies!!!!
With Led Zepplin blasting from the stereo and with great glee, all of the men and boys went on the "Great Fly Massacre", eight men, ranging in size from 7feet to 5feet tall in unison began attacking these flies. They would go from room to room, all of them at one time, all waving whatever weapon they could find, laughing and singing while killing flies the likes of which god has never seen. My mother, asleep on the couch, slept through the entire thing, even when all of them where standing on her couch, over her swatting like crazy. I don't think I have ever been more horrified or laughed so hard in all of my life. It truley was a sight to behold.
They never got all the flies, they died off when it got cold again, but that day will go down as my most memerable New Years Day to date.
With Led Zepplin blasting from the stereo and with great glee, all of the men and boys went on the "Great Fly Massacre", eight men, ranging in size from 7feet to 5feet tall in unison began attacking these flies. They would go from room to room, all of them at one time, all waving whatever weapon they could find, laughing and singing while killing flies the likes of which god has never seen. My mother, asleep on the couch, slept through the entire thing, even when all of them where standing on her couch, over her swatting like crazy. I don't think I have ever been more horrified or laughed so hard in all of my life. It truley was a sight to behold.
They never got all the flies, they died off when it got cold again, but that day will go down as my most memerable New Years Day to date.