Hudson, I'll try not to make any more mistakes, and frostfire is pretty dang awesome. It'll definitely punch through some vaper's tongue when you've vaped too much.
Why don't we spice things up a bit? Who doesn't love hearing good things about yourself? So if you can't figure out a "I don't smoke, I vape because" phrase, you can try out:
I <3 iVape because
Gotta find a way to make this overly ambitious contest move along right?