Entry #2
Walking home one day,
vaping my volt minding my biz
something hit me in the eye.....squirrel wiz
I gagged and heaved and looked in the tree
there were at least 15 of them up there trying to pee on me
I looked for something, something to
throw
they sat quietly and watched...not looking very worried though
I wanted revenge, and I was gonna have it.
Grabbed a stick to chuck and looked up, but they were gone dagnabit
about that time, and to my surprise,
the leader squirrel reached around and scratched one of my eyes
I swung the stick wildly, hitting my own head
when I get my hands on one of these critters, they're going to be dead.
The attack was over as quickly as it began
looked up through my bloody eye, and they were in the tree again
But this time they went to far, and I had to take a knee
the little ....... squirrel stole my freaking volt PV
enraged and crazy, up the tree I went
down on my head, hundreds of acorns the squirrels sent
back on the ground, ranting and raving
the squirrels must have known that I was caving
it was getting dark and I could plainly see
the lighting up of the blue led
the squirrels had won and I was out a PV
so I limped home with a scratched eye to watch tv
I know it sounds impossible, but it's all true
be careful with your volt or it may happen to you!
Fin
