This contest wont be done until the end of oct at this rate.... Im surpised it didnt hit 500 posts quickly
CONTEST****Smokelessimage.com*****VOLT
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I had this picture in my mind and since I can't paint I did what I could with words. Hope you can see it. 
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Uncle Justa Dancin
(Dedicated to the SI Forum)
Sittin and a vapin on my front porch swing
Waitin for Uncle to come and dance for me
Vapian is here to play his guitar, yes hell sing
Imagine on the steps saidThis I gotta see
Justa swingin, swingin
Around and neath the big ol shade tree
Rissa is big eyed looking at DMs skins
Rave has her easle up, paint flowin free
Everyone is waitin until the party begins
Justa waitin, waitin
Look down the road and what do I spy
SmokelessImage bus loaded with Voltans
Look at all the vapor rising up so high
Vapin their Volts and had made plans
Justa vapin, vapin
Oh here comes Uncle all fluffy and bright
Volt around his neck , wrists with carts
Sparklin and clickin, oh what a sight!
Vapian plays and then the dancin starts
Justa dancin dancin
God bless Uncle for the joy he does bring
To the SmokelessImage forum and to me
Uncle is laughing and all begin to sing
A song that is so very true, We Are Family!
Justa singin, singin
#10
Uncle Justa Dancin
(Dedicated to the SI Forum)
Sittin and a vapin on my front porch swing
Waitin for Uncle to come and dance for me
Vapian is here to play his guitar, yes hell sing
Imagine on the steps saidThis I gotta see
Justa swingin, swingin
Around and neath the big ol shade tree
Rissa is big eyed looking at DMs skins
Rave has her easle up, paint flowin free
Everyone is waitin until the party begins
Justa waitin, waitin
Look down the road and what do I spy
SmokelessImage bus loaded with Voltans
Look at all the vapor rising up so high
Vapin their Volts and had made plans
Justa vapin, vapin
Oh here comes Uncle all fluffy and bright
Volt around his neck , wrists with carts
Sparklin and clickin, oh what a sight!
Vapian plays and then the dancin starts
Justa dancin dancin
God bless Uncle for the joy he does bring
To the SmokelessImage forum and to me
Uncle is laughing and all begin to sing
A song that is so very true, We Are Family!
Justa singin, singin
Never thought the end would be
Smoking had its hooks in me
Needed something to busy my hands
Saw that Volt had many fans
Gave it a try and lo and behold
A smoke-free me is better than gold
Smoking had its hooks in me
Needed something to busy my hands
Saw that Volt had many fans
Gave it a try and lo and behold
A smoke-free me is better than gold
This is a BUMP!!
(To the song "Everybody Dance Now)
Everybody write now!
Bump Bump Ba-Bump
Everybody write now!
Bump Bump Ba-Bump
(To the song "Everybody Dance Now)
Everybody write now!
Bump Bump Ba-Bump
Everybody write now!
Bump Bump Ba-Bump
#3
Been smoke free for two whole days
Last attempt at it drove me to a craze
With Volt helping me out
No more nic fits, not even a pout
Being tobacoo free
Without wanting to scream at the family
I wonder feeling I feel inside me
Volt helped it happen
tobacco, I am no longer trapped in.
Been smoke free for two whole days
Last attempt at it drove me to a craze
With Volt helping me out
No more nic fits, not even a pout
Being tobacoo free
Without wanting to scream at the family
I wonder feeling I feel inside me
Volt helped it happen
tobacco, I am no longer trapped in.
You know... after re-reading this, I have no idea what I was trying to say when "I wonder feeling I feel inside me" made it to the screen. HA!
See, but I love e.e. cummings, so I can flow with it. Have some wine, you'll remember! Lol- It's all good.
Here's a Volt Contest Bump
It just fell too far
Let's get it over the hump
For SI...the Shining Star
I know...not real creative, but at least I entered
It just fell too far
Let's get it over the hump
For SI...the Shining Star
I know...not real creative, but at least I entered
Okay...one more terrible entry...lol
Tell me please
How is the Volt
Now don't you tease
Will it give me a jolt
Oh my yes it's da bom
With a Volt you cannot miss
Add a glass of Dom
And now it's vaping bliss
Tell me please
How is the Volt
Now don't you tease
Will it give me a jolt
Oh my yes it's da bom
With a Volt you cannot miss
Add a glass of Dom
And now it's vaping bliss
#2 Post
There once was a man from Saskatoon.
Who could only smoke in the bathroom.
His wife didn't like the smell,
and she would often give him hell,
for smelling worse than a baboon.
So one day while surfing the net,
he saw and advertisement,
for a Volt from Smokeless Image.
His smell he did change.
His wife no longer thinks e-cigs are strange.
And now they have a happy marriage!
There once was a man from Saskatoon.
Who could only smoke in the bathroom.
His wife didn't like the smell,
and she would often give him hell,
for smelling worse than a baboon.
So one day while surfing the net,
he saw and advertisement,
for a Volt from Smokeless Image.
His smell he did change.
His wife no longer thinks e-cigs are strange.
And now they have a happy marriage!
#3
Can I get a Volt Volt
To these smokers from all my vapers
Who don't love grape, they get no vape
Can I get an E cig
To these chokers from my vapers
Who don't got Volt's, just burning papers.
(rapped to the tune of Can I Get a F You by Jay Z)
Can I get a Volt Volt
To these smokers from all my vapers
Who don't love grape, they get no vape
Can I get an E cig
To these chokers from my vapers
Who don't got Volt's, just burning papers.
(rapped to the tune of Can I Get a F You by Jay Z)
#4
My daughter hated my smoke
Every light made her choke
She begged for a "fake yucky"
Said real ones were really sucky.
Bought a Volt and showed her
She looked at it slightly unsure
Then her eyes lit up as she figured it out
She knew what a Volt was all about.
She hugged me, eyes filled with happy tears
Her "Thank you Daddy" still rings in my ears.
My daughter hated my smoke
Every light made her choke
She begged for a "fake yucky"
Said real ones were really sucky.
Bought a Volt and showed her
She looked at it slightly unsure
Then her eyes lit up as she figured it out
She knew what a Volt was all about.
She hugged me, eyes filled with happy tears
Her "Thank you Daddy" still rings in my ears.
To the tune of the "I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner" song... lol
Oh, I wish I had a SmokelessImage Volt
That is what I'd really like to have!
'Cause if I had a SmokelessImage Volt
I could even Vape while sitting in the lav!
#3
Oh, I wish I had a SmokelessImage Volt
That is what I'd really like to have!
'Cause if I had a SmokelessImage Volt
I could even Vape while sitting in the lav!
#3
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