Darn it, I thought the contest was for whoever gave out the most likes...
Dangit Freaky! Stop waving your awesome Volt and PCC in my face would you!?! I might just have to hunt you down and take it! Don't worry, I'll leave a bacon sundae in it's place for ya.
Oh, but it really is sooooo cool. That slide down lid just feels so cool, and it's just so fun to show off!
Bacon sundae huh? . . . hmmmm . . . naww, I'll stick with the Volt. Just trying to mess with everybody. (I'm bad. I know this. And I've come to terms with it. )
As told by a little boy....
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now...
When the children are misbehaving, there is nothing more effective than taking them for a nice quiet drive to try to make your point to them...
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It's official, Daisy you and I must be the only ones just burning (vaping) for this to end!C'mon people! I can't do this by myself! Wait, If I do, does that mean I get the VOLT? Umm, don't worry everyone, I'll take care of these last posts...Except it doesn't count if they aren't liked, or is it just our entries that count for likes?