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taking up a post and sharing a review I just found on good ole youtube:
edit** thanks to isbnbook this is now viewable here!!
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Okay, 2nd post entry for me:
A priest walks into a pet store looking for a parrot as a companion. The sales clerk lets him know that they only have one left and he probably won't want this one. "Why"? asks the priest. "Because he cusses so bad he makes sailors blush!"
"Really?" says the priest. "Yes, he used to belong to this guy who was just as miserable as could be."the sales clerk answered.
"Well, I think I will try to retrain him. He really is a beautiful bird." says the priest.
"Okay", says the clerk.
So the priest collects the parrot and takes him home. Once there, he tries talking to the bird.
Hello..........hello. F.... off a.. hole. replies the bird. Now that's enough of that, says the priest.
He has a bit of a problem as he has a meeting with a couple of the nuns from the parish and he can't have this bird cussing like this while they are there. So he tries to reason the bird.
Now listen to me... I can't have you cursing like that around the nuns....they will be very upset.
Kiss my a... says the bird. Last warning.... says the priest...Just be nice.
f... you.. says the bird. Well the nuns were on their way up the walk so the priest stuffs the parrot in the freezer, just until they leave.
They have their meeting and everything goes just fine. About 3 hours later the priest realizes the parrot is still in the freezer!!! He runs over and opens the door, and there's the parrot standing there shivering and shaking. Oh I'm soooo sorry says the priest. I have only one question, the parrot says: "What the F>>> did the chickens do?"
A priest walks into a pet store looking for a parrot as a companion. The sales clerk lets him know that they only have one left and he probably won't want this one. "Why"? asks the priest. "Because he cusses so bad he makes sailors blush!"
"Really?" says the priest. "Yes, he used to belong to this guy who was just as miserable as could be."the sales clerk answered.
"Well, I think I will try to retrain him. He really is a beautiful bird." says the priest.
"Okay", says the clerk.
So the priest collects the parrot and takes him home. Once there, he tries talking to the bird.
Hello..........hello. F.... off a.. hole. replies the bird. Now that's enough of that, says the priest.
He has a bit of a problem as he has a meeting with a couple of the nuns from the parish and he can't have this bird cussing like this while they are there. So he tries to reason the bird.
Now listen to me... I can't have you cursing like that around the nuns....they will be very upset.
Kiss my a... says the bird. Last warning.... says the priest...Just be nice.
f... you.. says the bird. Well the nuns were on their way up the walk so the priest stuffs the parrot in the freezer, just until they leave.
They have their meeting and everything goes just fine. About 3 hours later the priest realizes the parrot is still in the freezer!!! He runs over and opens the door, and there's the parrot standing there shivering and shaking. Oh I'm soooo sorry says the priest. I have only one question, the parrot says: "What the F>>> did the chickens do?"
I am having one of those Charlie brown rain cloud days and reading these posts just makes it better!
Darn it!!!!
That was suppose to direct the video from a .........!!!!!
(Real great clip too. It involved a frog in a wetsuit in it!)
-- Well, that's the last time I help anyone out!!!!
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I can't believe I'm posting this....
Hey...
Didn't Georgia Totto O'Keeffe younger brother, Biggles take that picture?
Isn't the post against forum rules against obscenity, etc? It's definitely tasteless if nothing else!
Actually I didn't know that's what it was until it was enlarged. I was wondering how there hadn't been a big upheavle about it before.
I don't know who took the pic...it was emailed to me many months ago. Thought it was pretty funny though.
Did you actually look at the pic or just take a quick glance at it?
i took a long look and not until you guys said what it was did i get pigs to be honest lol
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