CONTEST - The VOLT by SmokelessImage.com

[Imagine]

2 entires yes but i suppose you can tell as many jokes as u like lol

 

[Lauralie]

K - good luck reading through all of them

Tell you what Imagine - if you just send me one (on the side) I won't tell anyone SHHHH

 

[BadThad]

My PET.....along with a DOG. LOL

 

[BadThad]

How about the picture of the week?

 

[samuraijill]

to move things along I thought I'd tell my mother's favorite joke in honor of mother's day

A blonde walks into the library, walks up to the counter and says brightly "Hi, can I get a cheeseburger and some fries?"

the librarian shakes her head and says "I'm sorry honey, but this is a library"

the blonde replies "Oh! I'm sorry! (whispers) Can I get a cheeseburger and some fries?"



ps my mom is a brunette and a librarian and this joke slays her. Love you Mom, happy mother's day.

 

[Katz123]

OOOHHH, #149 & #170 are the same post because I am somewhat of a Noobie Boobie and made a few mistakes trying to add attachments. So Don't forget to like one or the other I don't think double votes will count. Tee hee hee. Please click the like button.
Thanks in advance,

Katz

 

[Natalia]

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating, she's attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she's more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his .... while he's on fire.

Further studies are expected.

 

[Imagine]

to clarify the rules. even if a post is a repeat of a previous post it will count, as you are responsible for collecting your likes, not just how funny your post is...this contest i based on who can collect the most likes =) good luck everyone!

 

[dmdonald2]

If you are looking for a good laugh please click here or here, and check out post numbers 105 and 124. Oh and please don't forget to click the like button I would really appreciate it.

 

[iamtopher34]

for the win

 

[Dark.Angel]

post post post and post why are men smarter during sex.....because they are plugged into a genius

 

[ISBN]

For post #33 on Page 4

Please not here.

Only my first two post count




For this one...

post #33 on Page 4

or even #10 on page 1

Come on I really, really need to win this Ipad

Bump --- for me!!!

 

[Natalia]

MY LIVING WILL:

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

They are SO on my sh-it list ....

 

[ISBN]

This is a reaction:

MY LIVING WILL:

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

They are SO on my sh-it list ....

Keep an eye on your e-cigs and e-juice as well -- lol

 

[Natalia]

I didn't even think of that!!!

 

[daisyd]

Please click this http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...test-volt-smokelessimage-com.html#post3092560 and click the niffty little "like" button on the bottom right. I'll be your best friend......

 

[chimney55]

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...t-volt-smokelessimage-com-18.html#post3139823

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/e-cigarette-suppliers-forum/182858-contest-volt-smokelessimage-com-18.html#post3140466

I don't know if this is going to work. The links look the same. Please like one of them. They are on the same page anyway. Please??

 

[Glam]

On my way to work, I accidentally hit the car in front of me sitting at a stop light.
A dwarf got out of the car and stormed back to my car.
I rolled the window down and the dwarf exclaimed, "I'm not happy!"
I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"

 

[tyleris12]

Interview with Adam and Eva

Ask: What's the different between wife and girlfriend?
Adam: 20 pounds in weight

Ask: What's the different between husband and boyfriend?
Eva: 20 minutes in bed

Ask: How do you feel about yours marriage?
Adam: Married too early
Eva: Divorced too late

Ask: Do you both have anything in common?
Eva: Married the same day
Adam: We both like to watch Victoria's Secret Fashion show

Ask: If your wife die, do you have anything to say to her?
Adam: Finally, you're quite

Ask: If your husband die, do you want to say anything to him?
Eva: Finally, you're "hard"

 

[samuraijill]

On my way to work, I accidentally hit the car in front of me sitting at a stop light.
A dwarf got out of the car and stormed back to my car.
I rolled the window down and the dwarf exclaimed, "I'm not happy!"
I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"

Ha!!!!!!!!!