"Dad Jokes"

[bobsyeruncle]

How do you tell the gender of an ant?

Throw it in water. If it sinks, it’s girl ant, but if it floats…

 

[DavidOck]

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[DPLongo22]

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless.

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On a somewhat related note, it occurs to me that ECF could stand to add a "Groan!" reaction emoji.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

(You're welcome. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[rosesense]

"How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[DavidOck]

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die?

They dilate.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[Nermal]

Groan

 

[bobsyeruncle]

"Printer Jam"


Trololo Song on Dot matrix Printer and Floppy drives
Hardware Music - Lionovsky


¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[Detroit Doug]

What do you call a one legged woman?

Spoiler: Uhhh

Eileen

I think she works at IHOP.

 

[DavidOck]

This guy at a camping store was checking out portable bedding, and asked the clerk why the inflatable bed was so much more expensive than the foam cushion types.

The clerk replied:

Inflation.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[DavidOck]

The CEO of Ikea was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden.

He’s currently assembling his cabinet.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally, my high school karate lessons paid off.