Daily Comments

[Fudgey]

You are doing a great job!! Just tell them it's daily therapy for some friends...LOL

 

[jj2]

Live your life with integrity and character so the preacher won't have to lie at your funeral.

 

[jj2]

It is not polite to compliment a women on her mustache......regardless of how magnificent it is.........

 

[jj2]

Feel free to worship & praise God. We can do this freely in America, for now..............................

 

[jj2]

The 3 L's in Life: Live fast, Love hard & Lie about your age......

 

[jj2]

Military Motto: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
Government Motto: "If it works, break it."

 

[jj2]

According to some magazines, car thefts in the U.S. are now at a 20 year low.
Well sure, its hard to steal a car when the owner is living in it......

 

[jj2]

I do believe if you lack the ability to place your vehicle between the white parking lines, then maybe public transportation is a better option for you!

 

[Fudgey]

A lady that works in my office building has that problem. Someone finally told her she needed to pay attention to how she was parked when she got out of her vehicle. She hasn't done it since....LOL

 

[jj2]

Have you ever wondered, since it was a 3 hour tour, why did Mrs. Howell have all those clothes?

 

[jj2]

And now a word from out sponsor (God).
Need something to be thankful for?
Check your pulse..........

 

[jj2]

Why do I have to grow up???
Isn't it enough that I've learned how to behave in public...
Well, MOST of the time, anyway!!!

 

[jj2]

Dear Lord, I know every kid is praying that the blizzard that is about to hit several States lives up to the predicted foot or two, but as Garth Brooks put it, "Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayer."
Just sayin.......................Amen.

 

[jj2]

Every new day is another chance to change something in your life.
Every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.
And I feel sooooo blessed because of all the snow I got.

 

[jj2]

Snow-plowing: The art of removing snow from the roads so working people can safely go to work so they can pay taxes to pay for snow-plowing.
Such an easy concept..........

 

[jj2]

I suffer from P.M.A.(Positive Mental Attitude)
I'm positive I'm mental and I know I have attitude!!

 

[Fudgey]

I suffer from P.M.A.(Positive Mental Attitude)
I'm positive I'm mental and I know I have attitude!!

That is soooooo me

 

[ncargrl]

insanity depends on one's perspective . . . I am blessed!

 

[jj2]

Hi Fudgey.
Welcome ncargrl!!!

All I need to know about life I learned in Kindergarten: Share. Play fair. Don't lie. Say you're sorry. Clean up your own mess. Hold hands and stick together.

 

[jj2]

Income tax forms should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer to list Uncle Sam as a dependent.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!