Bingo. Why I don't bother frequenting this forum much anymore. Too many idiots so eager to put their unwanted ire in where it's not needed. I suppose some need the ego boost to get them through the day. I don't have time to sift through the crap anymore.
It's been interesting reading the responses of all who posted in this thread. Tells me a lot.
On to more important matters...
Blake contacted me regarding the dead unit and sent me a replacement. Received it on Monday and it's working fine so far.

Faith is restored.
The dead unit is on its way back to the mothership via Fedex, somewhere in Tennessee ATM I think. Hopefully Provape can pull some good out of this and make sure it doesn't happen to others. What I would like to know is, what's the 5 blinks of the buttons thing? An error code of some type? Didn't see anything in the user's manual about that.