Dear Gummy.....

[Java_Az]

If in doubt, try a good smack on her ... then whisper some kind ( or Dirty) words in her ear

Edit: Forgot to say that if it doesn't work on cheering her up it for sure will make her even more ...... off then before. Disclaimer: Use this advise at your own risk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gummy Bear]

If in doubt, try a good smack on her ... then whisper some kind ( or Dirty) words in her ear

Dear braver than I am,
I'll leave that for you, Should I keep the x-ray machine open for you.

 

[Gummy Bear]

And the secret donation of the new X-ray machine is great but I am having trouble interpreting the films. It seems that every modder I scan gives the same x-ray.


Except for Mad, His was a florescent one.

 

[Java_Az]

Dear braver than I am,
I'll leave that for you, Should I keep the x-ray machine open for you.

Oh no i was just saying. I never smack a ... unless i been on at least 3 dates with the woman it is attached to. Sorry just one of those rules i wont break , even no matter how many beers i have had

 

[Gummy Bear]

You weren't the drunk modder we took this film of are you?



Oh no, never mind I remember now. That was the guy that wanted to use the brazing torch for a soldering iron. Poor guy burned his house to the ground. To date is the only case of Modumust Fever that has been reported as Cured. He hasn't modded anything after that.

 

[Java_Az]

No that is homer ,

Here is my brain scan

 

[Gummy Bear]

Ah,
Dear delusions of grandeur,
We may need to move you up to twice per week instead of once a month.

 

[Java_Az]

Ah,
Dear delusions of grandeur,
We may need to move you up to twice per week instead of once a month.

What happens twice a week , or better yet what happened once a month

 

[TomCatt]

Uh oh, Java appears to be in denial.

 

[Gummy Bear]

Uh oh, Java appears to be in denial.

Yea, his memory is failing. we don't know yet if this is a side effect of the Modumust Fever or not.
Is anyone else having memory problems?

 

[Gummy Bear]

That reminds me,

Is anyone having trouble remembering things?

 

[Java_Az]

That reminds me,

Is anyone having trouble remembering things?

What did you say something ????

 

[Gummy Bear]

What did you say something ????

No, I don't think so. Did you?

 

[PKZap27]

That reminds me,

Is anyone having trouble remembering things?

I don't remember!

 

[TomCatt]

Sometimes I have trouble remembering what happened yesterday; but I was like that before contracting Modumust Fever. I think its a side effect of procrastinitus, which I've always had. Or perhaps the procrastinitus....wait...what were we talking....

hey I bet that would work on my VV.....

 

[PKZap27]

That might be some ADD too.

 

[TomCatt]

Nah, I don't have ADD, I can concentrate on nuthin' for hours at a time!

 

[Gummy Bear]

Yea that's the problem. So many modders are about the right age to not even remember any of the '60s.
It could just be too much antacid in the teenage years.

 

[TomCatt]

Man, you had ants in your acid??? Bummer!

 

[Java_Az]

Damn i was going to say something but i forgot what it was. Hey anyone seen where i left my beer?